Random Music Talk LXXX: Sordid Details of the GAF-Mark Buehrle Affair

[bono_212]

The slow motion punches may join the pantheon of greatest things I have ever seen.

 

[cobl04]

Isn't it daytime in Cobblerland? Shouldn't someone be ready with a new thread title?

Shit I didn't even realise we were close to 1000! Thanks

 

[LemonMelon]

The slow motion punches may join the pantheon of greatest things I have ever seen.

99% of men say they're blackbelts

99% of fights look like that

 

[IWasBored]

I don't think I've ever seen a bar fight actually take place in the bar. Seen a couple in the parking lot outside the bar, and drove past a knife fight in progress outside a bar once (in broad daylight, mind you. It's a condemned building now, no longer a bar). But never actually seen one in a bar.

 

[bono_212]

This was in a bar full of frat boys and sorority gals and it was pathetic.

One guy pushed the other into a table, and as he lay there all stupified thinking to himself, "Did this really happen here of all places?" the guy who pushed him started throwing punches, but it was as though he were moving through quick sand. I think in the span of two minutes, he threw 1 punch.

 

[No spoken words]

I've seen three bar fights but nothing tops the first one. Two guys were doing a typical macho exchange of threats but then things got taken up a notch when one guy said "do you know who I am?" And the other said "yeah...you're dead" and immediately smashed a beer mug over the first dude's head. I think I've subsequently read about or saw a similar exchange in a movie but at the time that reply was new to me. Good times in the Bronx......

 

[bono_212]

I've seen three bar fights but nothing tops the first one. Two guys were doing a typical macho exchange of threats but then things got taken up a notch when one guy said "do you know who I am?" And the other said "yeah...you're dead" and immediately smashed a beer mug over the first dude's head. I think I've subsequently read about or saw a similar exchange in a movie but at the time that reply was new to me. Good times in the Bronx......

You've told me a lot of stories, a lot of them I know are not true, a lot of them are too fantastic not to be.

So help me, if this story is not true, I will hunt you down. I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

 

[LemonMelon]

So help me, if this story is not true, I will hunt you down. I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

Do you know who I am??

 

[No spoken words]

You've told me a lot of stories, a lot of them I know are not true, a lot of them are too fantastic not to be.

So help me, if this story is not true, I will hunt you down. I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

This one is true.

 

[bono_212]

 

[lazarus]

It's 2013 and still my favorite Interland post is "Nobody puts Swayze in a coffin!"

You're welcome.