Mr. Chizip's Cafe De Luxe (non-premiums only)

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Mr. Pussy's Cafe De Luxe

Omg Db9 Is Lurking Here! ( 1 2 3 ) Elvis 44 266 04-21-2003 07:18 PM
by hippy

 

[Flag Pole Pear]

funny how this thread is rated one star. ever notice how all the good threads are ranked like that?

imagine if we did that to someone elses thread? theyd probably cry and bitch to the moderators.

personally, if i see a thread that doesnt have 1 star beside it, im not gonna read it.

 

[Avril Lavigne]

Hi!!!!!

N E sk8er bois?????????

 

[Stories for Boys]

we pay for our forum...you're still suckling off the goodwill of elvis



hey pearbear...hey chuck...hey sylvia...looks like you 3 are the only ones...

 

[Justified]

here i am

 

[Lacrymosa]

Why does my desk cry?

 

[Chizip]

you should attract lots of ladies justified, thanks for showing

get out of here stories, didnt you read the opening post, only non premiums welcome

 

[Flag Pole Pear]

Hi!!!!!

N E sk8er bois?????????

haha, apparently hes busy recording a duet with jennifer lopez.

stories for the ol' boys

 

[Chizip]

she said see ya later boi

 

[cujo]

He's even stealing my premium "man"terial...

Time for a premium ass-whooping... prepare for the lashing of your life...

*cujo collapses in his own crapulence, as he is infected with the premium virus... incubating for the past 24 hours. Only a matter of time... hard to breath.*

As the executor of my own estate, I bequeath to chizip the following properties: Randooom One Liners and the Miss Cleo copyright. And to deathbear, my collection of Paul McGuinness memorabilla... highly valuable on the PLEBA black markets.

As a parting message: enjoy life my friends, but heed these words uttered by Kevin Spacey in Swimming with Sharks: "if you haven't sold out by twenty you're a fool"...

 

[Justified]

you should attract lots of ladies justified, thanks for showing

how bout some of the boys in here?

 

[Chizip]

good point justy

 

[cujo]

This takes me back!

Homey the Clown... priceless.

So this is what it feels like when doves cry!

 

[Flag Pole Pear]

He's even stealing my premium "man"terial...

Time for a premium ass-whooping... prepare for the lashing of your life...

*cujo collapses in his own crapulence, as he is infected with the premium virus... incubating for the past 24 hours. Only a matter of time... hard to breath.*

As the executor of my own estate, I bequeath to chizip the following properties: Randooom One Liners and the Miss Cleo copyright. And to deathbear, my collection of Paul McGuinness memorabilla... highly valuable on the PLEBA black markets.

As a parting message: enjoy life my friends, but heed these words uttered by Kevin Spacey in Swimming with Sharks: "if you haven't sold out by twenty you're a fool"...

what about fan fiction? how will it work for my beautiful "slayer-slasher-shitty" stories? will it bring new scenarios?

i can only write about two guys getting on for so long before i need further inspiration...thanks a lot for the gift.

 

[Chizip]

you know you dont have to limit yourself to bono and larry either. i think adam and the edge are both prime meat as well.

 

[cujo]

what about fan fiction? how will it work for my beautiful "slayer-slasher-shitty" stories? will it bring new scenarios?

i can only write about two guys getting on for so long before i need further inspiration...thanks a lot for the gift.

oh prickly pear... I still have operating control over Paul's tails... but hope those pics work out for ya...

See you all in hell...

hahahahaha...

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[Johnny Knoxville]

Chizip should be on my show.

 

[Stories for Boys]

don't even get me started, pearbear...

o yeah, i'm not supposed to be here...*registers new name*

 

[Chizip]

i would be on your show johnny, but you are a non non premium, so i will refrain from that, unless i can use your show as a pedestal for me to preach about my non premium thread.

 

[Flag Pole Pear]

stories for boys, if you promise to act like us i dont think we'll mind you...

 

[Chizip]

forgot about her bear, she doesnt even wear thongs, we only welcome thong loving non premiums

 

[Stories for Boys]

premiums...what's up with that?

 

[Justified]

 

[Flag Pole Pear]

its a shame she doesnt wear thongs. in summer, feet get extremely hot in the smelly confines of thick leather shoes!

 

[Stories for Boys]

ok, chuck...you want a piece of this? you know i can crush you

 

[Stories for Boys]

pearbear old boy...i do enjoy a good thong...have several pairs...

 

[Flag Pole Pear]

what colours?

 

[Justified]

thongs are hot!

 

[Chizip]

 

[cujo]

pearbear old boy...i do enjoy a good thong...have several pairs...

Surely not as ecletic a mix as Paul McGuinness... he has two chains:

Silk & McGuinness
McGuinness' Secret