MERGED: The Octagon Bar: Under Not-So-New Management At All, Really

[DaveC]

 

[u2bonogirl]

Is this a classy place...or can we break out a beer bong?

bongs ahoy matey

reminds me of....turn it up loud
captain


so i walk into the store this morning
just woke up
rubbing the night from my eyes and not so eagerly welcoming the day.
just want my feckin yogurt
and out of nowhere right beside comes this loud cackling that sounds as if it came straight from the pit of hell
my initial reaction
a stifled scream
then, being still half asleep
trip over my own foot
stagger a few paces before gathering myself and trying to locate this demonic voice thats just caused me to make an arse out of myself
a mechanical talking witch
halloween is over people
what are these things doing in my store at 75% off?

cheers
hope the storm is clearing

 

[DaveC]

the shitstorm above the bar has broken up.

this round is on me, everyone! and that includes you, tim.

shall i mix or would you like to?

 

[u2bonogirl]

pass me the biggest margarita youve ever seen and make it snappy

 

[starsforu2]

the shitstorm above the bar has broken up.

this round is on me, everyone! and that includes you, tim.

shall i mix or would you like to?

Is there such a drink as a jackass? If so, make me one?

 

[DaveC]

only if i can have one too.

 

[Bonochick]

This just came up in my playlist:

"The Bar Is A Beautiful Place" - Ryan Adams

 

[DaveC]

*mixes 240 ml vodka, 40 ml gin, 120 ml champagne, 100 ml soda water, 50 ml orange juice (with pulp), and 40 ml lemon juice*

*pours into two wine glasses and adds ice*

one for you, one for me. http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink10252.html

and now the bar is all yours....

i think Tara asked for a margarita...?

 

[u2bonogirl]

*looks to her left and sees a mechanical witch*
who the hell put that there?

 

[u2bonogirl]

*mixes 240 ml vodka, 40 ml gin, 120 ml champagne, 100 ml soda water, 50 ml orange juice (with pulp), and 40 ml lemon juice*

*

one for you, one for me. :) and now the bar is all yours.....t: going to drinkmixer.com are you?:eyebrow:

 

[DaveC]

hey, i didn't even know there was such a drink called a "jackass"...but apparently that's the real thing.

 

[starsforu2]

*mixes 240 ml vodka, 40 ml gin, 120 ml champagne, 100 ml soda water, 50 ml orange juice (with pulp), and 40 ml lemon juice*

*pours into two wine glasses and adds ice*

one for you, one for me. http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink10252.html

and now the bar is all yours....

i think Tara asked for a margarita...?

Thanks Dave! Watch now, we're going to be best friends! It's sort of ironic. Don't you think?

 

[u2bonogirl]

theres a creek by me called jackass creek. maybe i should dump you two in it and see what happens


shake it shake it shake it salome'.......

 

[Bonochick]

Jackass Creek??

When I drive back home, I pass No See-Um Creek.

 

[u2bonogirl]

when i drive home i dont see anything because Im usually grooving to U2 and having fantasies

 

[Merc]

**Runs into the bar**

**Stops just before running over the dancefloor and looks suspiciously at the disco-thingy**



**Walks round the dancefloor and up to the bar**

**Starts to make the morning tea, while and ing a little to the song currently in her head - Inner Circle "Games people play"**



**Takes the finished cup of tea and starts to walk out of the bar - now singing and humming a few lines of "Give me hope Jo'anna"**

Do do du do do do du... Yep... See you all later...

 

[Tania]

<<..... Runs in .....>>

Throws down a B52 and then runs out again.....

Later guys, maybe, just maybe someone will be here when I get back from another game of hockey ....


Has a shiver as the B52 hits the spot...

Later.

 

[starsforu2]

** Walks into bar with hands full of wires and my new U2 iPod holstered like a good gun-slinger **

I'm going to revolutionize this bar with a new sound setup... As of 10:12 AM the music revolution has begun in my little world. It sucks that my fg company has banned access to iTunes, but I'll get over it



I'll rewire the joint later!

 

[DaveC]

 

[starsforu2]

You're manly support is inspiring. It shall be big and it shall be bad, and it shall blow the clothes off anyone who comes near it.

 

[Merc]

**Walks into the bar, looking like something that has just been thrown into Liffey**



**Stands in the middle of the bar, looking around - then walks over to the couch, leaving a trail of rainwater**

I'll just borrow this one for a while...

**Grabs blanket and goes over and hides behind the armchair that no one ever uses**

Yeah, that's better...

**Goes over to the fire and hangs her jeans, socks and jacket infront of the fire - wearing the blanket as a sarong**

Do you guys realise how much it's raining outside...!?

Could I have something to drink that could warm me up... please...?

 

[Merc]

Mmmm... I'll just sit here... for a while then...

**Falls asleep on the couch**

Zzzzz

 

[starsforu2]

Mmmm... I'll just sit here... for a while then...

**Falls asleep on the couch**

Zzzzz

** Tiptoes in and makes a large cup of tea for Merc **

** Puts tea on the table in front of Merc and give her a light on the forehead **

There you go, stay warm

** Goes back to fiddling with iPod specifications **

 

[Lemonboy]

*Throws door open*

*sings* "I'm siiiiiiinging in the rain I'm siiiiiiinging in the rain "

*shakes hair off like a dog*

Hey gang! Long time no see....


This place seems a little mellow....


Hope I didn't wake anyone up or anything.....

 

[digsy]

**leans over and whispers in tims ear so as to not wake merc**

can i get a cup of tea please...

ooh i-pod can i see...?

OUCH!!

**jumps back nursing the hand tim just wacked**

 

[digsy]

*Throws door open*

*sings* "I'm siiiiiiinging in the rain I'm siiiiiiinging in the rain "

*shakes hair off like a dog*

Hey gang! Long time no see....


This place seems a little mellow....


Hope I didn't wake anyone up or anything.....

hey lemonboy!

how goes it?

 

[Lemonboy]

hey lemonboy!

how goes it?

Well I am tired but happy....

and how's Digsy doing overthere??

 

[starsforu2]

**leans over and whispers in tims ear so as to not wake merc**

can i get a cup of tea please...

ooh i-pod can i see...?

OUCH!!

**jumps back nursing the hand tim just wacked**

** Hands iPod to Digsy for her inspection, so that I can make tea **

Look, it's so light weight! ** Half turns to pour cup of tea, not letting Digsy out of his sight, just in case she's overcome by temptation **

Here you go... ** Serves tea, and leaves room for cream and sugar **

I'm just beginning to get the hang of the application itself. I initially had a problem where my USB ports were running at USB 1.1 which slows down the transfer to a sickly pace. Once I updated the drivers, I was like.... "this is cool!" I also had to wait 4 hours to let it charge up. I'm about to test it in my car on the way home. I have about a dozen songs on my playlist including Vertigo, Where's Your Head At - Basement Jaxx, Starry Eyed Surprise - Oakenfold. It's going to be a celebration!

Hey Lemonboy! Keep the gals warm

** Sidles over to Digsy and gives her a on the cheek **

Glad to see you back.

See you all later

 

[digsy]

Well I am tired but happy....

and how's Digsy doing overthere??

digsy is good thanks

cant stay about unfortunately
just popped in to say hi quickly

and now i must go again...

big hugs for the boys
bye

di

 

[DaveC]

woo!

bartender, i think i'll go high class tonight.

i'll take a bottle of Dom.