Attention Deathbear

[Elvis Presley]

hes got you all in his trap, cant you see.....fools all of you...

muhahahahahaahhahhahahahhahah

damn kids!

 

[Kieran McConville]

y'what?

 

[ABEL]

 

[Sicy]

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

to be honest, id much rather have a picture of an extremely energetic man who appears to be bursting at the seams with pleasure all the while looking like a b-version of tony danza.

 

[Sicy]

 

[Kieran McConville]

I want to find a picture of Tony Danza with a comb-over. The fact that he isn't balding is beside the point.

 

[Elvis Presley]

hold me closer tony danza

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

i hear tom hanks was scratched in for an unhappy danza right before the filming of saving private ryan began.

you know how hollywood's elite are.

 

[zonelistener]

I smell a joke thief

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

i just smell. terrible, might i add. for real.

 

[ABEL]

so bear, what is that in your new avatar?

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

something pretty.

 

[Kieran McConville]

I haven't bathed since May. Just so you know.

My bedsores don't bother me though.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

what about the monsters your mother has called "abominable" that live under your bed? do they ever kill you?