American Idol-The Top 24 are Revealed
First things first. Why is Anakin Skywalker with Ryan Seacrest somewhere in Egypt? Oh, yes, it’s some cinematic product placement for the Fox production Jumpers. Gee, I wasn’t expecting this cross-promotion until further into the season.
But I digress...
Tonight is the night. The top 24 semi-finalists will be named in a dragged-out hour that could be done in less than fifteen minutes. But what would Idol be without all the lengthy drama?
As the contestants awake and grab some breakfast, the judges still bicker over who they want in the top 24. Will they ever make a decision? It looks like the race to the top 24 victory is tighter than Cindy McCain’s hairdo.
Okay, finally it’s time to learn the top 24. Some will be contestants we like, some will be contestants we hate, and others will be contestants who will make us scratch our heads and ask, “Who the heck are you?”
A majority of the contestants who do not make the count are people we never saw before and will probably never see again. However, a few dropped contestants are already known. Lorena Pinot is gracious in defeat. And aw shucks farmer boy, Drew Popelreiter, is relieved that he won’t miss the turkey trot or whatever it’s called. After lots of camera time, Josiah Leming is not in the top 24. I guess he’ll have to shed his emo elsewhere. Political junkie Kyle Ensley couldn’t spin a vote into the top 24. And Cardin McKinney can’t translate her hot looks and middling talent into semi-finalist history.
And here is the Top 24 Semi-Finalists!!!!
Top 12 Girls
Carly Smithson-No surprise. AI has been promoting this tattooed Irish lass since her audition.
Amanda Overmyer-Sure she can rock out, but can she get herself through the different AI theme weeks? She could be very one-note.
Kristy Lee Cook-I’m afraid she might be one of the chosen ones and get nothing but tongue baths from the judges week after week. Blech.
Brooke White-I’m looking forward to her performances. And I’ll be really ticked if the Idol stylists take a flat iron to her lovely curly tresses.
Alexandrea Lushinton-I know I liked her audition, but for some reason I can’t remember it. However, Alexandrea Lushinton would make a great drag queen name!
Ramiele Maluby-This pint-sized powerhouse is another contestant I want to keep my eye on.
Syesha Mercado-May her voice hold up week after week. And her smile is infectious.
Kady Malloy-She’s able to mimic other singers, but can she show her authentic self?
Amy Davis-Clearly coasting on her looks, but I’m not sure if that’s enough.
Alaina Whitaker-Hmm...She'll probably battle Kristy Lee Cook for country fans
Asia’h Epperson-Will she be memorable for her talent or for her tragic back story? Time will tell. However, I would not be surprised if she drops her surname and goes by just Asia’h.
Joanne Borgella-The plus-sized model with the plus-sized talent. I’d like to see her do well. AI always needs a diva.
Top 12 Guys
David Cook-More memorable for his meh guitar playing and soul patch.
David Archuletta-I think he’s one of the chosen ones by the Idol Powers That Be.
Danny Noreiga-I’m wondering if his over-affectations and mannerisms might work my last nerve.
Jason Castro-Who?
Luke Merado-Who cares if he can sing. Boy is hot!
Garrett Haley-More notable for his “Peter Frampton Comes Alive” hair than for any singing.
Michael Johns-My Idol eye candy but I wonder if I’ll grow bored of him. It’s happened before, and I don’t just mean Idol.
Robbie Carrico-I think the bandanna is his version of the DAUGHTRY’s wallet chain.
Chickezie Eze-Good to see him get through. I liked his audition.
Josh Yeager-Did we ever see him before? He’s kind of cute.
David Hernandez-Didn’t make much of an impression on Simon. I wonder if he’ll make an impression on the voters.
Colton Brown-Not my cup of Idol tea, but perhaps that will change.
So there you have it. The top 24 Semi-Finalists of American Idol Season 7. The contestants do the Top 24 Semi-finalist Dance-Off. There seem to be a few chosen ones this season like David Archuletta, Kristy Lee Cook and Carly Smithson. But you never know, a stealth contestant could win the Idol crown.