I said it in chat and I'll say it again.
Adam, because he has that "hey, I'm here to fix your photocopier" look to him. I mean can't you just see him as the unsuspecting pizza delivery boy?? Come on.
Edge is not a porn star. You can dress him up like a porn star, but no way.
U2 attempting to be porn stars:
Edge:
*rings the doorbell* A naked woman answers. Edge looks anywhere except the naked woman "Umm, yeah hi. Here is your pizza. Umm, just take it. No I'm okay out here I will just uhhh" *blushes and runs away*
Bono:
*rings the doorbell* A naked woman answers. Bono smiles and raises his eyebrow. "Well, uhh, hi there! How are you?"
Naked woman: "Good, I'm really hot"
Bono: "Really? Well global warming is getting to be a problem, *looks into camera* that President Bush has to address. You see, Mr. Bush may think he can back out of the Kyoto protocol to satisfy his oil-rich sponsors, but I want you to know Mr. Bush that -"
Naked Woman: "Excuse me...aren't you supposed to- you know"
Bono: *remembering his role* "Oh, yeah right. I'm, uhh. here to
deliver your pizza " bwaaaaa haa haaaa haaa! Oh, I'm sorry, it's just such a cheesy line. Maybe if I was dressed up as the devil or something but- Sorry, let's do another take, shall we?"
Naked Woman shuts the door in his face.
The Fly
*Rings the doorbell, gets impatient and breaks in through the window. A shriek is heard from the inside and you can hear the fly's voice.*
The Fly: Don't worry baby, I brought lots of champange!
Mr Macphisto
*rings the doorbell* A naked woman answers.
Mr. Mac: Well, he-ello dahrling!
Naked Woman: *SCREAMS and slams the door, locking it*
Mr. Mac: *looks at camera* Well, nobody loves me anymore.I have to find some PLEBA gerls I suppoooose. *sighs, puts pizza down and saunters off to pout*
Larry
*rings doorbell*. A naked woman answers the door.
Larry: *hands her the pizza unfazed* That'll be 29.95 please.
Naked Woman; *confused* But, I'm not supposed to pay for this.
Larry: Well, look you ordered the pizza didn't you?
Naked Woman: Can't I
work it off ?
Larry: *sighs* Look chicky, I have a family to support, now are you going to pay for your bloody pizza or should I just take it back. I really don't have all bleeding day.
Naked Woman: *gets her purse* Umm, okay. Here you go then *hands him some money and stares at him*
Larry: *Counts the money* Ehm, you are $2.00 short miss. *holds out his hand, the naked woman roots around in her purse and gives him the money* Now enjoy yer pizza. *Larry storms to his bike muttering and drives away*
Adam
*rings doorbell* A naked woman answers.
Adam: *big smile* Hi, I'm here to
deliver your pizza . *Walks in the house, shuts the door.*
It's a wrap!
[This message has been edited by blueeyes (edited 08-30-2001).]
[This message has been edited by blueeyes (edited 08-30-2001).]