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Old 12-09-2003, 09:15 AM   #1
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PLEBA Mansion Presents: Oh Christmas Tree

*Cue Charlie Brown's Christmas music*

It was a cold December morning. The girls decided that they were going to go out and pick their Christmas tree.

Moonlit Angel: Ahh Christmas! My favourite time of year!

Bonochick: Yes it is! I can't wait to get our Christmas Tree.

MG: It's always a fun way the way we get ours.

FS: Why's that?

Bluey: *grins evily* We always just go into someone's farm and cut one down.

Nini: Are you serious?

MG: Yeah! It makes it a lot more fun!

Flaming June: But it's stealing!

MG: Nahhhhhhh they don't mind. We just leave a note saying that Santa needed an extra tree for some lonely girls.

SoulNation: Oh geez.

Schmeg: So where is this farm at?

Bluey: Well tis about 5 miles from here. We usually go there and spy on the family to make sure they're gone then we jump the fence and chop down the tree.

MG: Yeah so today's our day! And we've got our lumberjack with us!

Moonlit Angel: Lumberjack?

Edge: *pops out of the closet wearing a lumberjack's shirt and pants* Ta Da!

Bonochick: *rushes Edge and knocks him over*

Edge: *eyes widen*

Schmeg: Wow Edge I didn't know you were a lumberjack!

Edge: *blushes* Well if I weren't a U2er I wanted to be a lumberjack but I get to live out my wish once a year. *smiles*

Bluey: Alright gals! Let's go!

*The girls get on the Discoboooooooos and head to the farm.*

MikeSt: *giddy* I love doing this!

Bonochick: Tell me about it! I loooooooove steal...eh I mean no it's bad!

FS: *looks out the window of the discobooooos with binoculars* Hmm...I see some movement in the house but it looks like they're leaving.

Nini: So when do we make our move?

MG: As soon as they head down the road. We'll all go over there *points* to that section of trees. Then we'll all pick which one we want and Edgie Poo will cut it down and we'll bring it back.

Flaming June: Sounds like a plan.

SoulNation: Hey I think they left!

Bluey: Alright girls...let's go...and stick together! These cows sometimes like to follow us.

*The girls get off of the Discoboooooooos and follow behind MG and Bluey*

Schmeg: Hey that cow is giving me the evil eye!

Bonochick: *peers at the cow*

Cow: *peers at Bonochick and snorts*

Bonochick: Ack! *runs up behind Moonlit Angel*

Moonlit Angel: What?

Bonochick: That cow was about to charge!

Moonlit Angel: See that's what you get for peering!

FS: *gags* Man it stinks out here!

Flaming June: *pulls perfume out of her purse and sprays it all around* Ahhhhhhh much better!

FS: Yes Manure with perfume always is your best bet

Bluey: *stops* Oh my God

MG: What?

Bluey: They're back!

MG: WHAT? *looks at the driveway* Girls and Edge! Hurry and hide!

Nini: Hide where?

MG: I dunno behind a cow or something!

*The girls and Edge run and hide behind cows and trees*

Woman: *looks at the field* I thought I saw someone in our field

Man: *looks* Hmm...Nope just our cows...which seem to have developed some extra pairs of legs *rubs eyes* Man I think I need to rest

Schmeg: *looks out from behind a cow* Well they've gone inside but how do we get our tree now?

Bluey: *grins* I have a plan.....

*Flaming June and Moonlit Angel go up to the people's door and ring the doorbell*

Woman: *opens door* Yes can I help you?

Moonlit Angel: Hi! My name is Betty and this is my friend Sally.

Flaming June: *waves*

Moonlit Angel: And we've come to give you our holiday jig!

Woman: *confused* Holiday jig?

Flaming June: Yes! Instead of caroling we jig! *smiles big*

Woman: *calls husband* You have to come and see this!

*The two girls start jigging. Meanwhile...
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Old 12-09-2003, 09:36 AM   #2
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Bonochick: *rings the cow's bell* Ring a ding ding!

MG: Bonochick! Shhhhh! Stop it!

Bonochick: *pouts* Ok *to cow* Sorry bessie I just wanted to be your friend.

Bluey: This tree looks good! What do you girls think?

SoulNation: Yeah it's great! I can see us decorating it already!

MG: Edgie Poo! You ready?

Edge: *nods smiling, taking out his saw*

FS: *does the running man* Go Edgie! It's your birthday!

Edge: *blushes and keeps sawing away*

*Back at the door*

Flaming June: *jigs nonstop*

Man: Do you hear that?

Moonlit Angel: *jigs and looks at Flaming June with wide eyes*

Woman: What?

Man: I think I hear some sawing. I better go check.

Flaming June: NO!...uhh..we're not done yet! That's not nice for you to just leave!

Moonlit Angel: Yeah if you leave...um..you're not honouring the holiday spirit!

Woman: Oh girls it's alright. I'll stay here with you while you jig.

*At the trees*

Edge: *yells silently* TIMBER!

Schmeg: *giddy* Yay our Christmas Tree!

MG: *signals MikeSt to come over* Alright that's it! All we need to do is to carry it back.

*The gang lift the tree up when...*

Man: What the bloody hell are you doing in my yard?!?!?!

Edge: *combusts*

SoulNation: Oh shite!

FS: Um....we're tree inspectors!

Bluey: *whispers to FS* I don't think he's going to fall for that.

MG: RUN EVERYBODY!

*The girls, Edge and MikeSt run with the tree towards the booos. Flaming June sees what they're doing and follow*

Bonochick: *hops on a cow* Giddy up Bessie!

*The gang throw the Christmas Tree on the top of the boos, jump in and speed off*

Nini: Man that was close!

Bluey: *out of breath* You do have to admit tho...it was fun!

MG: Yep. But I don't think I want to decorate the tree today.

Bonochick: Tell me about it...i'm tired of running.

FS: Running?!?!?! You rode on that cow all the way back!

Bonochick: *grins* Yeah Bessie...she was a fast one

*The gang head back to the mansion to rest. Knowing that tomorrow will bring a day full of decorating the tree and the mansion.*

The End
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Old 12-10-2003, 01:05 AM   #3
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Re: PLEBA Mansion Presents: Oh Christmas Tree

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Originally posted by Mullen-Girl
MG: It's always a fun way the way we get ours.

FS: Why's that?

Bluey: *grins evily* We always just go into someone's farm and cut one down.

Nini: Are you serious?

MG: Yeah! It makes it a lot more fun!

Flaming June: But it's stealing!

MG: Nahhhhhhh they don't mind. We just leave a note saying that Santa needed an extra tree for some lonely girls.

SoulNation: Oh geez.
!

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Originally posted by Mullen-Girl
*Flaming June and Moonlit Angel go up to the people's door and ring the doorbell*

Woman: *opens door* Yes can I help you?

Moonlit Angel: Hi! My name is Betty and this is my friend Sally.

Flaming June: *waves*

Moonlit Angel: And we've come to give you our holiday jig!

Woman: *confused* Holiday jig?

Flaming June: Yes! Instead of caroling we jig! *smiles big*
...I'm trying to imagine myself jigging...oh, lordy...

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FS: *does the running man* Go Edgie! It's your birthday!
Hehe....

I can so see Edge as a lumberjack. .

Also, yep, Christmas is my favorite holiday-I love this part of the year. And good choice with the Charlie Brown Christmas music! .

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Old 12-10-2003, 06:04 PM   #4
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OMG, the whole thing was hiLARRYous!!!

*jigs away*
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Old 12-10-2003, 11:21 PM   #5
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BWAAAAHAAAHAAA!!!!!!!

The cow!!!!!!!
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OMG ... the truth is ... I have a PHOBIA OF COWS.

I HATE them

*HIDES*
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