has just been called in.
: Dear Lord, this whole Adam superglue and Bono seeking revenge thing has gotten way out of hand. It has to stop. We're too old for these pranks.
: Wheee look what I got! Haha Edge, you're so jealous of my beachball!
: 
Ok, very funny Adam....
: (offstage, watching the monitors) I'm a genius! 
Miringeltje said:
During the flight from Ireland to the US, Bono, fed up falling for Adam's superglue trick everytime, had finally taken revenge! When Adam had fallen asleep on board, Bono had put a roll of tape around each of Adams legpants. Not realizing though that it would make the group look suspicious and stand out from the crowd. So after they had landed, gotten of the plane and proceeded to show their passports to the first available officer, they were singled out, asked to follow said officer along a long corridor, where they were left standing outside a room, waiting to be called in for further investigation or rather interrogation. So there they are. All clearly pissed by the delay this is causing, but each keeping their thoughts to themselves as now is not the best time for things to escalate and for them to get in to a fight.
:What ya' looking at? How was I to know this would be the consequenses of my actions? Not that I wouldn't have done it otherwise. This opportunity was just too good to pass up! : Ha, finally Bono came up with something in response to the superglue. Took him long enough. Not that he succeeded entirely, 'cause the pants actually look pretty cool like this. I can pull anything off. I'm cool like that!
This new hair gel I've recently been using, has got an amazing side effect. It makes my hands so soft like I've never touched a drum stick in my entire life. Here, feel it.
triumphantly announcing: Hey Adam, look what I got! out of the picture: Hahaha! He never learns. 
Love yours as always, Mi - here's my take on itAdam tried to take U2 into a different direction with his ballerina look. Somehow it just never caught on. And thank goodness for it - Adam also tried to incorporate a short ballet routine during gigs but was never very graceful at it, what with being a little top heavy with his 'fro and all. The band went along with it, however, because at the time Adam was the one with the most band experience (after all, he did use big buzz words like 'gig'). This is why Adam mostly just smiles at concerts and stays in the background these days - if he ever finds his ballet slippers again, he'll probably try to relive the old days. However, Larry's secretly ensured that the slippers will never be seen by Adam again. Exactly what he's done with them is a mystery to this day.Miringeltje said:
: Hmmm. If the football is placed at exactly a 37.44 degree angle, the apex of the top black pentacle will point directly towards latitude 53, 20N, longitude 6, 15W - Dublin!: Doo-dee-doo, play football, doo-dee-doo. Fun, fun, fun. Wait a minute - Aaaaaaaaaa-daaaaaaaaammmmmmm!: 
: Oh sure, give me nothing to say in this caption, LG. No jokes about my height, no H chord jokes. Just pretend I'm not even here. Fine. 
: Ehm, yeah, I remember hearing something about www.u2captions.com. Something about our fans making fun of all of us. I still don't get why the H chord joke is so funny though. But the beach ball jokes - oh I love those beach ball jokes.
: This is not what I meant when I said we should play smaller venues in the US!: Oh, c'mon Bono - look at how intimate a set up this is! We could really make it work!: We have to make it work. I cut off my 'fro to fit in here!: I'm with Bono on this one. There's no room for me drooms and me hair gel in this thing!
Miringeltje said:
: I do too have a butt!
And did you steal my cat? 
Miringeltje said:
over time.
I never knew there was a breed called snowshoe until she found me. Here we are with her annual Christmas humiliation.
Sorry - totally OT!!! Maybe I can caption it as Larry's nemesis. 
Lemon Grrrrrl said:I don't think I stole your cat. That's my little shit Scampie. Unless she sneaks out, changes her sex, changes her name to Poco and cuddles with you when I'm away.
And I love kitty pix! Miringeltje's going to email you my contact info, but here it is anyway for you.
Aww...you have a very cute kitty! She's soo cute!
Thx U2MaNaIcWeIdO. (And don't worry- I just copy and paste usernames. Much easier for me to do.U2MaNaIcWeIdO said:
Though I'd love to hear the story behind your username.)
Lemon Grrrrrl said:
Thx U2MaNaIcWeIdO. (And don't worry- I just copy and paste usernames. Much easier for me to do.
She's really cute and she has so much cattitude - but she gets away with just about anything. 'Cuz she's cute, and she knows it!
Sounds like my two cats.
Lemon Grrrrrl said:I don't think I stole your cat. That's my little shit Scampie. Unless she sneaks out, changes her sex, changes her name to Poco and cuddles with you when I'm away.
And I love kitty pix! Miringeltje's going to email you my contact info, but here it is anyway for you.
looks like she's loving those ears 
Now that I'm finally standing in front of every one else, you better have that camera on me, Anton!!! All attention to me instead of it going to a certain other band member who shall remain unseen here.
Ooh, look, an interesting catfish. Uh, did he just say 'cat'? Can't be in there... If I stand here like this, I look really tall! Tip for the future! Hey, I wonder if doing something with superglue would ever be fun...
resident Jorge Sampaio: Here, Bono, ya spilled a bit of dinner on your shirt. Let me help.: Oh, dear. I always seem to spill something. Ali gave me Shout wipes to take with me everywhere, but I lost them within 3 milliseconds. Thanks for the help, Senor President!: The President of Portugal helped me get the stain off my shirt! Now I'm a clean boy! <baby voice>: Oh, you're a clean boy, ain't ya Bono! So clean like Larry's white shirt!: Isn't that fantastic? <whispers to Edge>: Do we tell him that he forgot to put on deoderant today?
. My weakness - white button shirts with the upper buttons undone. 
Awwww! <gush> I don't know what to say...thank you, thank you, thank you! I think there's a few more captions to be made with those photos, so you may not have seen the last of them.scha said:^That sig is a little, but even more fantastic caption from you, LG! Anyway I knew immediately as I saw the pictures from the ceremony in Portugal that you will do something hilarious with those pics, and I was right!
: Edge brought his cat with him to the shoot today. I'm so scared! Somebody hold me! 
: Damn this one sure is good looking! Possibly the best looking one I've pulled up ever!
Lemon Grrrrrl said:<LG draws in her breath> Forgive me Father, for what I'm about to do. I'm sorry, but it's the first thing I thought of when I saw this photo!
Bono screamed when he realized he'd forgotten to put his teeth in for the night.
Anybody else see the eyeball-shaped beach ball???
Lemon Grrrrrl said:
On with the show!
Aww Larry!
