Bono and Stewart Copeland Rumors?

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Certainly not true, but !!!!!!!!!!!!! anyway, you know?

Whew. If Bono and Stewart Copeland were in a band together, only one of them would live long enough to accept the Grammys...

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*Echo the Pimpstress* ... Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

"It's not that I like eating beef so much, I just really hate cows."

"Come here, quick! You have to see Bono's pants!"

"But...the whole basis of our relationship was the Atari Championship!"


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[This message has been edited by Echo (edited 11-26-2001).]
 
from some girl that claims to have some inside knowledge....I can e-mail it if you want to read it...I found this rumor to be a bit weird...I just wanted to see if anyone else had heard of it...

[This message has been edited by MissVelvetDress (edited 11-26-2001).]
 
Thanks MissVelvetDress!

I read it, but I'm kinda iffy. No offense if this girl's your friend or anything cause there's no name for the source of this rumor that Stewart & Bono would be forming a band. And after all, it is just a rumor..... plus that would be probably be a tight squeeze in Bono's schedule....

But I'm hoping that other one (about the clubs) is true, cause that would be sweet! Thanks again!
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I wonder what's gonna happen to you
You wonder what has happened to me
 
Originally posted by wildhoney22:
Thanks MissVelvetDress!

I read it, but I'm kinda iffy. No offense if this girl's your friend or anything cause there's no name for the source of this rumor that Stewart & Bono would be forming a band. And after all, it is just a rumor..... plus that would be probably be a tight squeeze in Bono's schedule....

But I'm hoping that other one (about the clubs) is true, cause that would be sweet! Thanks again!
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no offense taken, i Have no idea who this chick is...I got on a U2 fan forum mailing list and receive about 200 e-mails a day...I delete most but than there are some that stick out...for instance this one...I could see some of the rumors happening, but not the Bono and Stewart Copeland thing happening, it was just a weird tidbit that stuck out and since there were a couple of posts about Sting and Stewart Copeland the past few days on PLEBA, it just really stuck out and made me laugh...
 
*taps foot* Echo, have you been spreading rumors again? If Bono and Stew (can I call him Stew?) had a band, Echo and I would be like the only ppl there. And we'd MAUL them. It's too weird, though.

*Eno*

Now STING and Bono. THAT I can see. In a hot tub. (Blush it up, Incredible Edible Edge...)

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~*Mona*~ Echo's Pimpstress Protege, capable of scandalizing ScottPhisto with AngelinaLips....
97% compatible with Bono

Proud Owner of the one and only Bon Jovi soap caddy

Love me, give me soul.

The PLEBA Mansion, where the play's the thing...
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Originally posted by WildHonee:
If Bono and Stew (can I call him Stew?) had a band, Echo and I would be like the only ppl there. And we'd MAUL them. It's too weird, though.

ECHO: Okay, you take the short sweaty one in the leather pants...I'll take care of the tall skinny one.

MONA: Got it.

ECHO: Wow...you were right...we ARE the only ones here to see the show.

BONO: (Leans over stage) Girls! This is just a rehearsal.

MONA: Oh believe me I've been rehearsing for this for months! (Takes a flying leap and defiles Bono)

STEWART: *Can't see past his drumkit - have you seen the massive setup he has?*

ECHO: (Climbs on stage) Heh heh...(aims dart gun) Once I've tranquilized you, you'll be all mine...(shoots dart)

*THWUP!*

STEWART: What the hell? (Pulls dart off forehead)

ECHO: BLAST IT! This is my SUCTION-CUP-DART GUN!

STEWART: *Throws drumstick at Echo.*

ECHO: Whoa! *ducks, then runs after it* Yee ha! I serve Stewart Copeland's stick! *flees* I serve Stewart Copeland's stick!

STEWART: What the hell is she talking about?

LARRY: Get used to it, man...these girls are bonkers. Hey, can you hold my balls for a minute?

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*Echo the Pimpstress* ... Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

"It's not that I like eating beef so much, I just really hate cows."

"Come here, quick! You have to see Bono's pants!"

"But...the whole basis of our relationship was the Atari Championship!"


Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!
 
Originally posted by MissVelvetDress:
I just saw an email with an unconfirmed rumor that Bono and Stewart Copeland would be starting another band? Hmm...has anyone heard about this?


Stewart Copeland is starting a band with Trey Anastacio from Phish and Les Claypool from Primus.



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LMAO!!!!!! Larry came outta nowhere!!!!!! lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STEW: She--she was after my MASSIVE SET-UP, wasn't she?

EDGE:...does that ever fall apart? Like when you have to move it around?

BONO:.....Edge, I think you should be blushing at this point.

EDGE: Cause I could show you how to screw it if you-- why should I be blushing?

LARRY: You just complimented Mr. Copeland about his massive set-up.

ADAM: You call THAT massive? Punk.

EDGE: Right. He has a lot of drums. What's so scandalous about MASSIVE SET-UP?

BONO: *whisper whisper*

EDGE: *his goatee disintegrates and his hat flies off*

LARRY: I bet I can hit that flying hat with one o' me bootins....

MONA: Can you guys keep it DOWN? I'm trying to defile Bono.

LARRY: O, sorry, Bono. I stepped on yer microphone.

BONO: Em...that WASN'T me mic....*looks at PLEBA girls* O COME ON. GROW UP. I didn't mean it like that. It wasn't even a mic at all--

ADAM: Exactly.

BONO: No, it's not even like THAT. Come on now--

STEW: I quit.

BONO: WHAT?! But I thought you loved playing with me.

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O. I'm gonna have to stop right there.

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~*Mona*~ Echo's Pimpstress Protege, capable of scandalizing ScottPhisto with AngelinaLips....
97% compatible with Bono

Proud Owner of the one and only Bon Jovi soap caddy

Love me, give me soul.

The PLEBA Mansion, where the play's the thing...
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Originally posted by Echo:
ECHO: Okay, you take the short sweaty one in the leather pants...I'll take care of the tall skinny one.

MONA: Got it.

ECHO: Wow...you were right...we ARE the only ones here to see the show.

BONO: (Leans over stage) Girls! This is just a rehearsal.

MONA: Oh believe me I've been rehearsing for this for months! (Takes a flying leap and defiles Bono)

STEWART: *Can't see past his drumkit - have you seen the massive setup he has?*

ECHO: (Climbs on stage) Heh heh...(aims dart gun) Once I've tranquilized you, you'll be all mine...(shoots dart)

*THWUP!*

STEWART: What the hell? (Pulls dart off forehead)

ECHO: BLAST IT! This is my SUCTION-CUP-DART GUN!

STEWART: *Throws drumstick at Echo.*

ECHO: Whoa! *ducks, then runs after it* Yee ha! I serve Stewart Copeland's stick! *flees* I serve Stewart Copeland's stick!

STEWART: What the hell is she talking about?

LARRY: Get used to it, man...these girls are bonkers. Hey, can you hold my balls for a minute?



LMAO!!
 
BONO'S ONE LINERS, Edition 1.

INTERVIEWER: So, Bono. We've heard rumors that you're starting some kind of musical endeavor with Stewart Copeland, ex-drummer for the ex-biggest band in the world, the Police.

BONO: Well, I always rise to the occassion.

INTERVIEWER: ....Yes....we've all seen the Elevated thread....

*Mona runs away*

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~*Mona*~ Echo's Pimpstress Protege, capable of scandalizing ScottPhisto with AngelinaLips....
97% compatible with Bono

Proud Owner of the one and only Bon Jovi soap caddy

Love me, give me soul.

The PLEBA Mansion, where the play's the thing...
http://www.geocities.com/kiti_regia/plebamansion
 
Originally posted by WildHonee:
BONO'S ONE LINERS, Edition 1.

INTERVIEWER: So, Bono. We've heard rumors that you're starting some kind of musical endeavor with Stewart Copeland, ex-drummer for the ex-biggest band in the world, the Police.

BONO: Well, I always rise to the occassion.

INTERVIEWER: ....Yes....we've all seen the Elevated thread....

*Mona runs away*



Freaks.




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Not CK
 
Originally posted by Krasno The Great:

Freaks.
!!!!!!!! I'm telling!!
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Rackem frackem....


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~*Mona*~ Echo's Pimpstress Protege, capable of scandalizing ScottPhisto with AngelinaLips....
97% compatible with Bono

Proud Owner of the one and only Bon Jovi soap caddy

Love me, give me soul.

The PLEBA Mansion, where the play's the thing...
http://www.geocities.com/kiti_regia/plebamansion
 
Originally posted by WildHoneyAlways:
Who the hell is Stewart Copeland????
What am I missing here...

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *faints*
Don't let Echo hear ya...
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~*Mona*~ Echo's Pimpstress Protege, capable of scandalizing ScottPhisto with AngelinaLips....
97% compatible with Bono

Proud Owner of the one and only Bon Jovi soap caddy

Love me, give me soul.

The PLEBA Mansion, where the play's the thing...
http://www.geocities.com/kiti_regia/plebamansion

For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono! ~Echo~
 
Originally posted by WildHoneyAlways:
Who the hell is Stewart Copeland????
What am I missing here...


Stewart Copeland is:

1) Hot
2) The drummer from the Police
3) MINE
4) Hot
5) Currently in a band called Oysterhead
6) About 6' 2"
7) Also, hot




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*Echo the Pimpstress* ... Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

"It's not that I like eating beef so much, I just really hate cows."

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!"

*Somewhere, Edge blushes.*


Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!
 
You girls think Stew is hot?? He is one of my favourite drummers of all time (the thing with Bono is not true, I am sure--Stew's busy with a band called Oysterhead right now) but hot...hmmmmmmmmm. I always thought he was kinda funny looking.
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Then again, when I see pictures of the Police, I have eyes only for Sting.
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Talk without speaking
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Originally posted by scatteroflight:
You girls think Stew is hot??

I always thought he was kinda funny looking.
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Hey! I happen to have a THING for funny looking guys!

Right ScottPhisto?

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*Echo the Pimpstress* ... Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

"It's not that I like eating beef so much, I just really hate cows."

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!"

*Somewhere, Edge blushes.*


Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!
 
Originally posted by Echo:

ECHO: (Climbs on stage) Heh heh...(aims dart gun) Once I've tranquilized you, you'll be all mine...(shoots dart)

*THWUP!*

STEWART: What the hell? (Pulls dart off forehead)

ECHO: BLAST IT! This is my SUCTION-CUP-DART GUN!

Hee hee...sorry 'bout that Echo, but I felt you weren't to be trusted with anything other than a Nerf gun. 'sides, I need the tranq gun to chance after the hot young vimmens!! They run too damn fast....

*Tears like heck after a few blondes*

*TO GIRLS* Come on!! It'll wear off eventually!!!

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The Man-Slut of PLEBA

Card carrying member of Echo's Boy Cleaning Service.

Devourer of Ewoks

70% water, 30% Chocolatey Goodness!!


"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown
Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?
EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!
 
Originally posted by Scottphisto:
Hee hee...sorry 'bout that Echo, but I felt you weren't to be trusted with anything other than a Nerf gun. 'sides, I need the tranq gun to chance after the hot young vimmens!! They run too damn fast....

*Tears like heck after a few blondes*

*TO GIRLS* Come on!! It'll wear off eventually!!!


CANDID COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER VOICE: What ScottPhisto doesn't know is that we've secretly replaced the tranquilizers in his dart gun with strawberry Pop Tart filling! Will he notice the difference? Will Mona?

Let's watch....


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*Echo the Pimpstress* ... Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

"It's not that I like eating beef so much, I just really hate cows."

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!"

*Somewhere, Edge blushes.*


Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!
 
Originally posted by Echo:
Hey! I happen to have a THING for funny looking guys!

Right ScottPhisto?


*COVERS THIRD NIPPLE AND ANTENNAE*

What? What hump?


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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA

Card carrying member of Echo's Boy Cleaning Service.

Devourer of Ewoks

70% water, 30% Chocolatey Goodness!!


"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown
Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?
EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!

[This message has been edited by Scottphisto (edited 11-26-2001).]
 
Originally posted by Scottphisto:
What? What hump?


*Sigh*

Hump, bump, grind, screw, defile....its always the same with you people!

And that's why I love you.
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*Echo the Pimpstress* ... Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

"It's not that I like eating beef so much, I just really hate cows."

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!"

*Somewhere, Edge blushes.*


Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!
 
Originally posted by Echo:
Stewart Copeland is:

1) Hot
2) The drummer from the Police
3) MINE
4) Hot
5) Currently in a band called Oysterhead
6) About 6' 2"
7) Also, hot



Well, there you go! The rumour is NOT true since we all know that Bono would never be in a band with someone who is 6?2
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haha.
 
Originally posted by scatteroflight:

Then again, when I see pictures of the Police, I have eyes only for Sting.
HOO-AH



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~*Mona*~ Echo's Pimpstress Protege, capable of scandalizing ScottPhisto with AngelinaLips....
97% compatible with Bono

Proud Owner of the one and only Bon Jovi soap caddy

Love me, give me soul.

The PLEBA Mansion, where the play's the thing...
http://www.geocities.com/kiti_regia/plebamansion

For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono! ~Echo~
 
Originally posted by Echo:
*Sigh*

Hump, bump, grind, screw, defile....its always the same with you people!

Well, y'know, there's only so much one can fit into one's life...




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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA

Card carrying member of Echo's Boy Cleaning Service.

Devourer of Ewoks

70% water, 30% Chocolatey Goodness!!


"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown
Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?
EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!
 
Originally posted by Scottphisto:
Well, y'know, there's only so much one can fit into one's life...
*eats Doritos* heheh....



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~*Mona*~ Echo's Pimpstress Protege, capable of scandalizing ScottPhisto with AngelinaLips....
97% compatible with Bono

Proud Owner of the one and only Bon Jovi soap caddy

Love me, give me soul.

The PLEBA Mansion, where the play's the thing...
http://www.geocities.com/kiti_regia/plebamansion

For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono! ~Echo~
 
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