Lil'Bono
War Child
This is probably a load of shite, but i was bored of studying so i wrote this!!
This is total and utter crap, not a bit of it is true!!
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Great another day!!
You know, i don't even see the point in getting up in the morning anymore, to work in a dump like this, for wages as crap as this, but i do!!
I need sumthing to keep me occupied until my career kicks off.
I'm one of those people, you know, the dreamers. Always fantasising about the life i could have if things were different.
You know i'd think i'd be perfect for that job..... world famous rockstar, with the big house, fast cars,the money, the adoring fans. Yeah, that's the life for me!!
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''Look at that, she's famous and she's got fuck all talent!! My dog can sing better than her!''
''Yeah, your dog might, but you can't sing for shite!
Face it Nat, dis is as far in the business as you're gonna get, you sell music, you don't make it!!! Now stop dreaming about being the next Kylie Minogue and do some fucking work!!!''
''Kylie minogue? I see myself as more of a Bono sort of character!!''
Ooohh.......Bono.
Damn that man. He's the reason i got this idea in my head in the first place.
I had it all planned out, I'd become a world famous rockstar, marry him and we'd live happily ever after.
But that went out the window when i found out about him... his life!
You know it broke my little 14 year old heart when i found out he was married, i cried for weeks, but i'm over that now, shame i can't get over him that easy!!
And you know now he's single, yeah she left him, the missus, she .... left... him, for some other guy!!
Poor Bono, i'd cheer him up.
Yeah, i'd cheer him up alrite, i'd invite him up to my house and
''Hi''
Oh wat now?
Can't i get a little peace round here!
Maybe if i ignore them,they'll go away!!
''I said hi''
''I know i heard you!!''
''Oh sorry, it's just you never answered back so i thought you hadn't..''
''Well,you thought wrong didn't you?''
Oh please just go away and leave me alone, can't you see i'm not in the mood for talking!!
''Um... yeah.. i guess i did!''
''So is there sumthing you want?''
Or are you just gonna stand there making stupid conversation with me!!
''Um, yeah, do you have interpol's album?''
''Antics?''
''No, the other one.''
Mmmm, that voice, that deep, husky, sexy irish voice, sounds just like.....
''Um,hello?''
''Shit, sorry, Interpol right?''
So off i go to check if we have the album Mr sexy voice is looking
''Sorry, we don't....''
Where the hell did he go?
''You don't what?''
''We don't have ..... BONO?
OMG!!! Please let this be real!!
''Yes, and you are?''
''N... Nat.....Natalie.' Great, i sound like Gareth Gates long lost sister!!
Why is he looking at me like that?
''Have we met before?''
''N...N..No, i dont think i so.''
''R u sure?''
Yeah, i think i'd remember meeting you, you sexy...
''R u ok?''
I must look like a total, idiot, standing there ,silent, staring at this sexy beast before me, because now he's looking at me as if i've just grew an extra head.
He's shifting his weight from one foot to the other, staring back at me, with those eyes, on that mouth and that sexy neck and....
''I take it you don't have it then?''
''Wat? Oh no, sorry, but i ordered it in for you.'
''So wen will it be in?''
''Umm, next monday!'
Stop staring you're freaking him out!!
''Ok, well.... i'll see you then!'
He flashes me one of those heart stopping smiles of his, before turning and walking off into the sunset, shaking that fine arse as he goes!!
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Please let me know wat you think, if it's shite let me know and i won't write anymore!!!
This is total and utter crap, not a bit of it is true!!
****************************************************
Great another day!!
You know, i don't even see the point in getting up in the morning anymore, to work in a dump like this, for wages as crap as this, but i do!!
I need sumthing to keep me occupied until my career kicks off.
I'm one of those people, you know, the dreamers. Always fantasising about the life i could have if things were different.
You know i'd think i'd be perfect for that job..... world famous rockstar, with the big house, fast cars,the money, the adoring fans. Yeah, that's the life for me!!
****************************************************
''Look at that, she's famous and she's got fuck all talent!! My dog can sing better than her!''
''Yeah, your dog might, but you can't sing for shite!
Face it Nat, dis is as far in the business as you're gonna get, you sell music, you don't make it!!! Now stop dreaming about being the next Kylie Minogue and do some fucking work!!!''
''Kylie minogue? I see myself as more of a Bono sort of character!!''
Ooohh.......Bono.
Damn that man. He's the reason i got this idea in my head in the first place.
I had it all planned out, I'd become a world famous rockstar, marry him and we'd live happily ever after.
But that went out the window when i found out about him... his life!
You know it broke my little 14 year old heart when i found out he was married, i cried for weeks, but i'm over that now, shame i can't get over him that easy!!
And you know now he's single, yeah she left him, the missus, she .... left... him, for some other guy!!
Poor Bono, i'd cheer him up.
Yeah, i'd cheer him up alrite, i'd invite him up to my house and
''Hi''
Oh wat now?
Can't i get a little peace round here!
Maybe if i ignore them,they'll go away!!
''I said hi''
''I know i heard you!!''
''Oh sorry, it's just you never answered back so i thought you hadn't..''
''Well,you thought wrong didn't you?''
Oh please just go away and leave me alone, can't you see i'm not in the mood for talking!!
''Um... yeah.. i guess i did!''
''So is there sumthing you want?''
Or are you just gonna stand there making stupid conversation with me!!
''Um, yeah, do you have interpol's album?''
''Antics?''
''No, the other one.''
Mmmm, that voice, that deep, husky, sexy irish voice, sounds just like.....
''Um,hello?''
''Shit, sorry, Interpol right?''
So off i go to check if we have the album Mr sexy voice is looking
''Sorry, we don't....''
Where the hell did he go?
''You don't what?''
''We don't have ..... BONO?
OMG!!! Please let this be real!!
''Yes, and you are?''
''N... Nat.....Natalie.' Great, i sound like Gareth Gates long lost sister!!
Why is he looking at me like that?
''Have we met before?''
''N...N..No, i dont think i so.''
''R u sure?''
Yeah, i think i'd remember meeting you, you sexy...
''R u ok?''
I must look like a total, idiot, standing there ,silent, staring at this sexy beast before me, because now he's looking at me as if i've just grew an extra head.
He's shifting his weight from one foot to the other, staring back at me, with those eyes, on that mouth and that sexy neck and....
''I take it you don't have it then?''
''Wat? Oh no, sorry, but i ordered it in for you.'
''So wen will it be in?''
''Umm, next monday!'
Stop staring you're freaking him out!!
''Ok, well.... i'll see you then!'
He flashes me one of those heart stopping smiles of his, before turning and walking off into the sunset, shaking that fine arse as he goes!!
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Please let me know wat you think, if it's shite let me know and i won't write anymore!!!
