Happy Valentine's Day

[UberBeaver]

Yes it's Valentine's Day
So Happy Valentine's Day.
I got roses and wine,
A song and some time.
I got a meal prepared,
So take a seat,
Sip the pinot
And rest your weary feet.

You enjoyed your food?
I made it just for you.
All your favorites,
I got some chocolate too.
A little more wine,
We'll sit by the fire,
And I'm a hit that,
I'm a make you tire.

Yeah I'm a hit that,
Slap that, Tap that,
Yes I bit that,
Now I spin that,
Twist that.
Make ya feel like shouting,
That's the way I hit that.

Let the fire burn out,
Let the bottle run dry,
You be Lois Lane
And let this Superman fly.
Give a yell,
Call me Kal'El.
That's the way I hit that.
Like I'm from Kyrpton.

Happy Valentine's Day.

 

[Carek1230]

More! More!

 

[Numb1075]

ahh, a romantic at heart !

 

[Numb1075]

Happy V day
That’s right, I said it
Happy you & me day
Karma Sutra
Yeah, I read it
Sent you roses & some candy
Now, let’s chill if you can stand me
‘Cause I got hours and hours to kill
We aint talkin’ or just sittin’ still

If you give me another chance
We gonna dance and make romance
Dripping wax on skin till we blister
Just you, me, and your sister

Happy V day
That’s right, I said it
Happy you and me day
One legged midget dancer
Yeah, I’d bed it
Called you and your sis
Now it’s time for a little kissy kiss
‘Cause clothes are bad and flesh is good
I hope my intentions are understood

If you give me another chance
We gonna dance and make romance
Dripping wax on skin till we blister
Just you, me, and your sister

 

[UberBeaver]

Brilliant. I'm crying right now. Its so beautiful.

 

[Numb1075]

if that doesn't bring a tear to your eye, nothing will.

 

[For Honor]

<-- the master of insensitivity. You're right, though. I suppose nothing will

 

[Carek1230]

Happy V day
That’s right, I said it
Happy you & me day
Karma Sutra
Yeah, I read it
Sent you roses & some candy
Now, let’s chill if you can stand me
‘Cause I got hours and hours to kill
We aint talkin’ or just sittin’ still

If you give me another chance
We gonna dance and make romance
Dripping wax on skin till we blister
Just you, me, and your sister

Happy V day
That’s right, I said it
Happy you and me day
One legged midget dancer
Yeah, I’d bed it
Called you and your sis
Now it’s time for a little kissy kiss
‘Cause clothes are bad and flesh is good
I hope my intentions are understood

If you give me another chance
We gonna dance and make romance
Dripping wax on skin till we blister
Just you, me, and your sister

Well this one was a bit weird. Maybe cuz I am pissed at my sister right now?!!!

 

[youtooellen]

^ haha Carek

great job Numb and UberBeaver
too bad I couldn't read these earlier. both your pieces easily got me into the Valentines Day mood

 

[Numb1075]

yeah, our wives love us !!

 

[UberBeaver]