My Dad Bribed Me With A U2 Shirt So I'd Go To Church

[Bonochick]

It's true...

When I was 14 years old, I found a U2 shirt downtown, but I didn't have any money for it. Saturday night, my dad said to me, "If you go to church with me in the morning, we can go buy the U2 shirt right after mass."

So I did...and I got my U2 shirt.

Oh, sorry...I have to go now...somebody with a long tail and a pitchfork is at the door.

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"I Can Lose Myself, You I Can't Live Without"

 

[SicilianGoddess]

LOL!! That's great! I would've gone to church too!

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~On your knees boy~

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[DrTeeth]

It's the best reason for going to church I've ever heard.

Strange, I hear somebody scratching at the door too...!!!

 

[Salome]

your dad's cool

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Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

 

[zooropamanda]

hahahahahahahahaha that cracked me up!


how funny is that?

good one Bonochick's daddy

 

[brettig]

ive been bribed with footy tix in the past...

 

[hamholio]

Originally posted by brettig:
ive been bribed with footy tix in the past...

footy tix? is that some sort of fetish thing? I'd go to church for feet!

 

[Klodomir]

LOL, hamholio! I think brettig means "football tickets". Probably soccer, to be more precise.

 

[brettig]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

geez lol i did mean football tickets- australian rules footy tho

 

[Klodomir]

Sorry, brettig, forgot where you were from.