Angela Harlem
Jesus Online
yeah yeah, so it it me he is married to...damn those misleading thread titles eh?
But anyways...we went to parenting classes last night. Our first night. I learnt a lot.
Most importantly, that I am the world's biggest frigging wuss and want to call the whole damn baby thing off now.
They split labour into 3 parts, and during the 3rd there is this phase they call transitional, and that is where most women are likely to lose it and really crack the shits and want to walk out. This is also the phase where you let loose with the really bad language and blame the child's father for everything from WWII to the greenhouse effect, not to mention the unbelievable amount of pain you are currently going through.
I think I am going through the transitional phase now though, but I am only 6 1/2 months, not in the throes of unbearable pain. I just dont know which option is the best!! Do I hope for a caesar and and surgery pain with 6 weeks of recovery, or natural where they come at you with scalpels and epidural needles large enough to give horses steroid injections? NOT TO MENTION POTENTIAL DAYS WORTH OF PAIN AND EXHAUSTION??? Oh yeah, and the whole thing rips you apart and they then come at you with a needle and thread and 'sew you back up'. I am not a frigging rag doll!!!
I swear to god, the next person who says to me 'oh dont be silly, it is all worth it in the end' will cop a punch in the head. It is not AFTER I am worried about!
I dont want to do this anymore. This game is not fun.
But anyways...we went to parenting classes last night. Our first night. I learnt a lot.
Most importantly, that I am the world's biggest frigging wuss and want to call the whole damn baby thing off now.
They split labour into 3 parts, and during the 3rd there is this phase they call transitional, and that is where most women are likely to lose it and really crack the shits and want to walk out. This is also the phase where you let loose with the really bad language and blame the child's father for everything from WWII to the greenhouse effect, not to mention the unbelievable amount of pain you are currently going through.
I think I am going through the transitional phase now though, but I am only 6 1/2 months, not in the throes of unbearable pain. I just dont know which option is the best!! Do I hope for a caesar and and surgery pain with 6 weeks of recovery, or natural where they come at you with scalpels and epidural needles large enough to give horses steroid injections? NOT TO MENTION POTENTIAL DAYS WORTH OF PAIN AND EXHAUSTION??? Oh yeah, and the whole thing rips you apart and they then come at you with a needle and thread and 'sew you back up'. I am not a frigging rag doll!!!
I swear to god, the next person who says to me 'oh dont be silly, it is all worth it in the end' will cop a punch in the head. It is not AFTER I am worried about!
I dont want to do this anymore. This game is not fun.