Deciphering Yesterdays News...(What It Really Means)

[Irishteen]

Guys who really cares about U2 releasing No Line on the Horizon? Come on what we all really want to hear is So(u)lar; I say we petition U2 to give up on No Line and just release the original So(u)lar. And then they can release No Line on schedule in 3000 That works for so all right?

 

[last unicorn]

This isn't the time for Solar. According to Bono's latest statement, it's more the time for Lunar. Or did I miss him saying Edge cut off a slice from the sun?
I mean come on, Edge IS the sun.

 

[bono_212]

Guys who really cares about U2 releasing No Line on the Horizon? Come on what we all really want to hear is So(u)lar; I say we petition U2 to give up on No Line and just release the original So(u)lar. And then they can release No Line on schedule in 3000 That works for so all right?

Why, John, 3,000 is the next millennium. Don't you know that a human can NOT live that long?? A millennium is 1000 whole years John. Do you know anyone that old? I didn't think so.

 

[Rob33]

First off...I'd just like to say that I do find this thread humorous...

but when people say shit like "sad thing is, It's not far from the truth," or "it's sad but probably true," or "unfortunately you're probably right," I just want to fucking vomit.

It's not true and it's not close to the truth, in reality.

 

[Irishteen]

Why, John, 3,000 is the next millennium. Don't you know that a human can NOT live that long?? A millennium is 1000 whole years John. Do you know anyone that old? I didn't think so.

Are you saying Bono can't live to be a 1,000? But Bono can do anything

 

[the tourist]

It's not true and it's not close to the truth, in reality.

How do you know? Are you an insider? How can you possibly know? Really? How? I'd like to know how you can be so certain. Do you have a link which negates all of these claims? If so, it's time to post it. But really, how can you possibly know? You're not Larry, are you?

 

[Aardvark747]

Jesus I just noticed your post count

Me too! There was a time when we were practically level!

 

[Bottle Bono]

What about the Jewish year of 5627.

Bono and the boys might get the album finished by the year 6000.

Surely Judaism is the purer religion.

Given the Christians stole the Jewish God.

 

[elevation]

I just want to fucking vomit.

Feel free.

 

[Bottle Bono]

Make sure you clean it up though. That stuff stinks after a couple of months.

 

[cseggleton]

this is the dumbest thread ever

 

[coolian2]

this is the dumbest thread ever

If it weren't for Rob or those others I've replied to, this would be the dumbest post in this thread.

I think you might get third at the moment. Keep trying, I'm sure you have plenty more where this came from.

 

[Bottle Bono]

Did I tell anyone I just bought a new 70 inch big screen HD TV, Just watching the Vertigo DVD now. Bono is coming through my screen.

Hello, hello....

 

[the tourist]

If it weren't for Rob or those others I've replied to, this would be the dumbest post in this thread.

I think you might get third at the moment. Keep trying, I'm sure you have plenty more where this came from.

 

[jonnytakeawalk]

It's not true and it's not close to the truth, in reality.

Um the humour lies in the reality of it. It wouldn't be funny if it didn't have some semblance of truth.

 

[Bottle Bono]

The truth is out there....

And it just slipped on a banana peel.

 

[vaz02]

The Bono quote on edge is so cheesy, even for his standards lol.

 

[Bottle Bono]

Bono unfortunately does cheese very well.

Perhaps the best ever.

That is why a lot of non-U2 fans can only do him in short bursts and no more.

Of about 5 seconds.

 

[achtungbaby23]

He also mentions that the recording with Maracas, was the first time the band have worked with Maracas in open air: ‘On that track you can hear the sound of a Adam swallowing a sandwich in the room next to the studio - it’s beautiful.’

That's my favorite!

 

[PowerSurge]

Jesus I just noticed your post count

Does he even have a job?

 

[the tourist]

Does he even have a job?

He's young, so no. He just goes to university.

 

[sue4u2]

I tried reading all of this thread, but something broke and I have to move on now.
Carry on..

 

[PowerSurge]

He's young, so no. He just goes to university.

Ahhh yes.

I remember those years...





...at least I THINK I do.

 

[Bottle Bono]

If you remember the 60s..........











You weren't really there!

 

[The John Tree]

I swear, Bono is aware of the heat he gets from this site for his statements on The Edge and he constructed that last one simply so he could sit on his computer and watch this board go crazy over it. It's the best one yet.

"he won't stop until he has a slice of the moon!"

That's classic. He did that on purpose.

 

[Bottle Bono]

Bono sits at his desk and is online on Interference 24/7.

He is omni-present on this site.

 

[PowerSurge]

"he won't stop until he has a slice of the moon!"

Y'know, sometimes I wish Bono would just quit it with his analogies.

They're kind of corny and getting old. I know its all in fun, but c'mon now Bono...give us less hot air and more album....or atleast some more U2.com videos.

 

[Bottle Bono]

Bono is Bono and he will never change.

A stubbon old fool.

But who is more foolish?

The fool or the fool who follows the fool?

 

[PowerSurge]

..the tin man

 

[Irishteen]

Bono sits at his desk and is online on Interference 24/7.

He is omni-present on this site.

Bono is really Axver

It's a confirmed rumour folks