Type the first thing that pops into your head.

[YBORCITY]

<---- Hates Meetings they suck as

 

[love_u2_adam]

soup???

 

[RavenBlue]

That was a pretty sunset

 

[AngelofHarlem01]

Big Aussie Beef is a weird name for a band with a singer that sounds like Celine Dion

 

[Numb1075]

Upon ingesting Alka Seltzer Plus Cough and Cold Medicine, The Greatful Dead and The Doors will reunite in your bedroom

 

[tiny dancer]

It's 11:00 AM and I'm still in my pj's.

 

[Total U2 Nut]

My back aches, I can tell I'm going to be one of the old women with the HUGE hunchbacks. Hmmm... attractive.

 

[Numb1075]

Any albinos in the house?

 

[RavenBlue]

Wow.

 

[Numb1075]

WOW is MOM upside down

 

[tiny dancer]

My house is cold inside.

 

[tiny dancer]

And my nose and feet are cold.

 

[love_u2_adam]

bottem less coffee

 

[Numb1075]

almost as good as a bottmless keg

 

[tiny dancer]

My feet are still cold.

 

[love_u2_adam]

^want my blanket

 

[Carek1230]

My dog is snoring!

 

[Achtung_Bebe]

my contacts are drying up in my eyeballs.

I'm going to have to peel them off later!

 

[Achtung_Bebe]

I just remembered I have a doctor appointment tomorrow

 

[Lila64]

I should have left the blue crack 90 minutes ago

 

[Carek1230]

I really am tired.

 

[Achtung_Bebe]

^ whoa, those heads are really disillusioning!

I too should have been off hours ago. cannot... leave... crack...

I'll go to the doctor and be like "can you help me with my blue crack addiction?"

his reaction:

 

[Lila64]

new signature Carek?

trying to get a little work done now, since I spend so much time here

 

[U2doggie]

one of my dogs just farted---he's the one who needs a cork

 

[Lila64]

what about that old saying.... he who smelt it dealt it

 

[UberBeaver]

The Islanders suck.

 

[Numb1075]

procrastination is the same as masterbation - either way, you're f#cking yourself

 

[easytiger]

the hardest part of breaking up is getting back your stuff.

 

[Lila64]

Nature's calling

 

[UberBeaver]

"I fought the law and the law won" And "i fight authority but authority always wins " have eerily similair messages.