pub crawler
New Yorker
It has come to my attention that there are quite a few people on the outs with life or whatever who read this discussion board. For the love of God, it seems that about every two weeks we?re trying to talk someone down from the 44th story window ledge of the Interference Headquarters building. We?ve got all kinds of folks here who are so down in the dumps they?re wantin? to kill themselves. Nice people who want to end their lives. This is not good.
To those for whom that applies, please repeat the following words after me:
I have just 141,231 heartbeats, or some crazy shit like that, left on planet Earth.
In other words, within the span of all time, even if I live to be 100, I have but moments left to live. I have but moments left to live whether I?m 15 years old, or 30 years old, or even if I kill myself tomorrow, it?s all just moments.
I cannot escape that fact.
Therefore, it is time to kick ass and take no prisoners, i.e., it is time to seize the day.
From this moment forward I pledge to enjoy the presence of my friends, or if I don?t have any friends, my cat, or if I don?t have a cat, the rat that scurries through my barren apartment. Or, if I don?t have a barren apartment, the rat that scurries by the cardboard box in which I try to sleep, but never can. Or if I don?t have a cardboard box??? oh fuck, you get the picture.
It is time to literally smell the roses. Next time I see a flower, I will stop, stoop down, and smell it. It?s the only way I will know for certain that I am alive. Then, if I smell the fertilizer in the garden in which the flower grows, I will be depressed, but again, at least I?ll know that I?m alive. Then I will steal the flower from the person?s garden in which it grows. This will definitely make me feel better.
I promise to spend the next, oh, 10,171 heartbeats of my life, or whatever it takes, to find a purpose. I will scour every nook, cranny, crevice, and under every bug infested tree, for a purpose to live. My purpose will probably turn out to be kind of lame, but at least I?ll have one, dammit.
And, if worse comes to worst, I?ll bug pub crawler at cappy511@aol.com and he?ll give me words of wisdom. I?ll probably end up telling him to shut the fuck up after a while, but dammit, he?ll give me words of wisdom.
Amen
To those for whom that applies, please repeat the following words after me:
I have just 141,231 heartbeats, or some crazy shit like that, left on planet Earth.
In other words, within the span of all time, even if I live to be 100, I have but moments left to live. I have but moments left to live whether I?m 15 years old, or 30 years old, or even if I kill myself tomorrow, it?s all just moments.
I cannot escape that fact.
Therefore, it is time to kick ass and take no prisoners, i.e., it is time to seize the day.
From this moment forward I pledge to enjoy the presence of my friends, or if I don?t have any friends, my cat, or if I don?t have a cat, the rat that scurries through my barren apartment. Or, if I don?t have a barren apartment, the rat that scurries by the cardboard box in which I try to sleep, but never can. Or if I don?t have a cardboard box??? oh fuck, you get the picture.
It is time to literally smell the roses. Next time I see a flower, I will stop, stoop down, and smell it. It?s the only way I will know for certain that I am alive. Then, if I smell the fertilizer in the garden in which the flower grows, I will be depressed, but again, at least I?ll know that I?m alive. Then I will steal the flower from the person?s garden in which it grows. This will definitely make me feel better.
I promise to spend the next, oh, 10,171 heartbeats of my life, or whatever it takes, to find a purpose. I will scour every nook, cranny, crevice, and under every bug infested tree, for a purpose to live. My purpose will probably turn out to be kind of lame, but at least I?ll have one, dammit.
And, if worse comes to worst, I?ll bug pub crawler at cappy511@aol.com and he?ll give me words of wisdom. I?ll probably end up telling him to shut the fuck up after a while, but dammit, he?ll give me words of wisdom.
Amen