The Temple Bar: Ya'll know what time it is! It's No Pants O'Clock UYFA!

[UberBeaver]

I LIKE TURTLES!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

where's Headache?

a. He likes turtles too
b. He can clear up this retractable roof mystery

 

[Thora]

I remember reading about that retractable roof stuff. Not sure which MLB thread it's in, but it was definitely amusing. And yes, it was U2Kitten.

 

[Dalton]

You ever notice that doubting thomas never shows up in anything?

hell even Judas get's some mentions. Thomas? No where to be found.

 

[UberBeaver]

Hey Uber, what did you mess up? Your failures make my friday seem better!

I could tell you but I'd bore the shit out of myself before I'd gotten 1/4th of the way in. Basically, I thought A did B, but it did C. I found that out after I said we didn't have anything that actually did C, and then built something to do C. There's more to it, but I don't care enough to go into it..........

 

[redhotswami]

that job sux beav. there's other way cooler letters in the alphabet than A,B, and C.

 

[redhotswami]

i'm sneaking out

peace.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

that job sux beav. there's other way cooler letters in the alphabet than A,B, and C.

I've always been a fan of the letter G, cus that's how I roll...

bye mia!

 

[Dalton]

Q doesn't get nearly the respect it deserves. It's the godfather of all the letters.

 

[Dalton]

Beav, you should go in and before this guys says a word, tell him that you want a raise.

I do that with homeless people. Before they can ask me for money, I ask them for $5.00. They never know how to respond.

I call it the shock and awe method of avoidance. Its very aggressive.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I LIKE TURTLES!

WHERE ARE THE TURTLES? /office

 

[No spoken words]

U2Kitten claimed that she and her brother invented, amongst many things, the idea for the retractable roof. But, to just type it here does it little justice, you had to experience the context, the follow-up, the aftermath, etc. She was an engineer for sure.

 

[No spoken words]

as if NSW ever did anything short and discreet pfft. mia=pwnd

Beav's Mom is like 4 foot 11 and she's real quiet.

 

[UberBeaver]

Not a bad idea, man. I might just start singing that Umbrella song while he's rambling on and on. <---I was answering Dalton.



The first Stone Roses album friggin rules.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

U2Kitten claimed that she and her brother invented, amongst many things, the idea for the retractable roof. But, to just type it here does it little justice, you had to experience the context, the follow-up, the aftermath, etc. She was an engineer for sure.

You sir... are shitting me

*goes off to search for the thread*

Beav's Mom is like 4 foot 11 and she's real quiet.

Well, if that isn't subtle, I don't know what is...

 

[No spoken words]

The first Stone Roses album friggin rules.

Amen.

 

[No spoken words]

You sir... are shitting me

*goes off to search for the thread*



Well, if that isn't subtle, I don't know what is...

When I say "engineer", I mean for the CT, not in real life. Real life was not something that seemed to really concern this particular engineer.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I am assuming it's in one of the NFL threads? Ach, so many...

 

[Dalton]

I thought you saying 'engineer' was a safe word for those guys to take the ball out of your mouth and stop hitting you with a whip?


Not subtle?

 

[UberBeaver]

Beav's Mom is like 4 foot 11 and she's real quiet.

She's 5'4" and kinda loud. The only thing that's 4'11" and quiet in that house is an African Fertility vase that has a large unit (unboxed) protruding from the front. Hey man, I ain't gonna judge ya. Ugh.


I absolutely hate listening to certain people's voices. Holy shit STFU you fingpos.

 

[Dalton]

You better call your mom and tell her she needs to disinfect ...

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

step 3: get her to open the box

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

African Fertility vase that has a large unit (unboxed)

I stopped reading past this point

Still can't believe that thing (not the vase) won an Emmy.

 

[No spoken words]

step 3: get her to open the box

And that's the way you do it.

 

[No spoken words]

I thought you saying 'engineer' was a safe word for those guys to take the ball out of your mouth and stop hitting you with a whip?


Not subtle?

They do not hit me with the whip, they whip me with the whip. They hit me with a morning star.

 

[Dalton]

They do not hit me with the whip, they whip me with the whip. They hit me with a morning star.

Careful verb stalin or I will have them put the ball back in ...

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

20 minutes or so until the long weekend commences...

 

[Dalton]

Uber, we want an update!

Your story is all I'm waiting on before I file this week away...

 

[UberBeaver]

No updates. No one ever called me. I'm cool with that.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Long weekends....