daygloeyes2
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UberBeaver said:
Well, if you look to the animal kingdom, males generally don't tend to the children. So I think we, men, tend to still think we're animals, and then some female is like, "Hey - where you goin?" And we say, "Uh, I dunno. Graze a bit. Maybe hunt and gather, you know, male things." And then she's like, "Uh, no. Help me raise the kid." And we don't know what to do, and thats when everything hits. I'm in that phase now. I just want to graze or hang out in a tree eating fruit, like a sloth, but those days are behind me.
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I'm sure your wife will accept that as an excuse for not helping with feedings and changings.