The Temple Bar - Making a pre-emptive strike... UYMFA

[Dalton]

Sushi and a massage now, please.

ETA: I didn't see Reg was here so I retract the massage part. Unless someone else can offer one without seeming all peverted and stuff. Which I realize is difficult, but it can be done.

Its funny how different men and women are, huh.

BTW - all massages lead to sex. All of them. They are just like dancing and playing cards.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Sushi and a massage now, please.

ETA: I didn't see Reg was here so I retract the massage part. Unless someone else can offer one without seeming all peverted and stuff. Which I realize is difficult, but it can be done.

I can give a non-sexual massage...



Of course I'll have to 'relieve' myself afterwards...

 

[U2democrat]

All? So if Reggie were to give you a massage...........

 

[Dalton]

All? So if Reggie were to give you a massage...........

This is why reggie would never be allowed to give me a massage.

I had some kick ass sushi last night though.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I can give a non-sexual massage...



Of course I'll have to 'relieve' myself afterwards...

Reg, you're just too

 

[U2democrat]

So Reggie, you have to pee after massages? That's weird.

 

[Dalton]

So Reggie, you have to pee after massages? That's weird.

Do you know why they don't ask you if you want a "Happy Ending" after your massage at a massage parlor? Because they KNOW you want a happy ending. They know ...

 

[U2democrat]

I'm learning a lot today

 

[RedRocksU2]

Last time I had a massage, the lady was working on my hands and inside part of my arm.......fantastic.
Massages rule.

 

[redhotswami]

i'm seeing double!

 

[RedRocksU2]

should I change it?

 

[U2democrat]

No!


I'm telling you all of interference should have the Obama sig and hypnotize people into supporting him.

 

[Thora]

No kidding. I was at the mall the other day with my daughter when I walked past two 14-17 year old kids (I can't tell anymore) making out on the bench. They were all over one another and this girl was half naked to begin with. I walked over with Lily in my arms and said, "I was doing that same thing on that bench 10 months ago."



Good times.

I would have loved to have seen their reaction after that!

 

[U2democrat]

My computer froze


Ah, kids making out in a mall. Reason #579234 why I try to avoid malls.

 

[redhotswami]

Dalton you just need a camera on you at all times. I'd be content spending my day just watching you say/do crazy shit in public.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

thank god its Friday...

 

[Dalton]

that wouldn't be much fun. most of the time, I'm on here saying crazy shit. I'm not sure if that's funny or sad.

 

[Thora]

thank god its Friday...

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Laura, I don't pee after I give a massage....

I pee during the massage...

Wait...should I have divulged that...

 

[snowbunny00774]

No delay.

I tried

I don't think I was mean to her, but I think she took us a bit too serious in that IO thread. I don't recall her ever coming in the bar though.

She did, we were no worse to her than anyone else. I even explained that we were just kidding and I believe Sicy did too, so it was entirely that persons perogative to be offended, however, there was no intentional cruelty as might be inferred from Mia's earlier post.

 

[~BrightestStar~]

Laura, I don't pee after I give a massage....

I pee during the massage...

Wait...should I have divulged that...

Depends.

 

[snowbunny00774]

Got a call from the Dr.'s office, one of the nurses, and the message they left me began, literally, with "Mr. _____, I don't know how to tell you this, but".....what they did not know how to tell me was that somehow my sample got lost on the way to Microbiology, and so they need another. Thanks for scaring the living shit out of me! Gotta go back later today. That's a little frustrating, but, what can you do.

That sucks, hopefully turnaround actually happens and is fast this time.

 

[UberBeaver]

...there was no intentional cruelty as might be inferred from Mia's earlier post.

Guilty conscious, maybe? Hm? Someone not feeling so secure in their accusational skillz? HM? HM MAYA? HM, I SAY? HMMMMMMM?

 

[snowbunny00774]

most of the time, I'm on here saying crazy shit.

let's discuss, shall we?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Laura, I don't pee after I give a massage....

I pee during the massage...

Wait...should I have divulged that...

tmi...


What's the deal with this Cloverfield movie? All the reviews I've read seem pretty positive but a lot of people are saying it sucks...

I would have posted this in ZS but I can see certain individuals irritating me...

 

[snowbunny00774]

Guilty conscious, maybe? Hm? Someone not feeling so secure in their accusational skillz? HM? HM MAYA? HM, I SAY? HMMMMMMM?

lolz.



If you don't actually stab people the way you sometimes see it playing out in your mind, it's not a crime is it?



reading things and thinking - WTF was I on :funtimes:

 

[snowbunny00774]

tmi...


What's the deal with this Cloverfield movie? All the reviews I've read seem pretty positive but a lot of people are saying it sucks...

I would have posted this in ZS but I can see certain individuals irritating me...

can I quote this over there, pllllleeeeeeeaaassssseeee!??!!?!?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

can I quote this over there, pllllleeeeeeeaaassssseeee!??!!?!?

no

 

[UberBeaver]

tmi...


What's the deal with this Cloverfield movie? All the reviews I've read seem pretty positive but a lot of people are saying it sucks...

I would have posted this in ZS but I can see certain individuals irritating me...

Apparently it is not the new Godzilla movie. Therefor it sucks.


Acutally, I dunno. I'm curious, but I feel it's going to suck. I admit, the hype and the adverts got me curious.


If you keep the crime in your mind, then it's no crime. Just don't tell anyone what youre thinking.

Reg - WTF, man.

 

[UberBeaver]

can I quote this over there, pllllleeeeeeeaaassssseeee!??!!?!?

They only talk about "films" over there. elfa clearly stated the Cloverfield is a "movie", so leave it in here where we can talk about low class crass and bullshit. Don't flood ZS with crap. They have better things to discuss. Like Titanic. Ugh.