The Temple Bar - I got nothin' UYMFA

[phillyfan26]

I operate here in the bar the same way I approach sex. I try to make up for my deficiency in quality with my proficiency in quantity.

Your post per day rate says different.

 

[Dalton]

Your post per day rate says different.

Well, also like sex, I sat on the sidelines here for many a year and only participated in my head.

 

[phillyfan26]

Dalton, you should have said to Mr. Pryck in that other thread: "Just like you!" in reference to him changing between the two New York baseball teams depending on who's doing well.

 

[Dalton]

I could also push old people over in the street, but there's not much sport in it.

 

[phillyfan26]

Yeah, even playing fields usually make everyone feel better.

 

[Dalton]

plus, this one hits a little close to home with me. I knew a chick that had multiple personalities. Its a really confusing thing. I'm still not sure I believe her.

 

[phillyfan26]

How well did you know her?

 

[Dalton]

Only so so. She was in my AA class. And I used to buy soap from her.

 

[phillyfan26]

Legally or illegally?

 

[icequeen]

ooooh i see my favorite lurker!

 

[redhotswami]

i think i just pissed my pants

 

[icequeen]

I've told you to buy Depends! I even gave you coupons.

 

[Dalton]

Legally or illegally?

The group met in a church so I'm pretty sure that it was legal. She smoked a crazy amount of cigarettes.

I had a lot of crazy conversations with Darlene Tyler. At least I think it was Darlene when we were speaking.

 

[redhotswami]

well i knew one day you'd finally succumb to my advances. i just didn't know it'd be today!

 

[UberBeaver]

lol. pwnd.

 

[lynnok]

I could also push old people over in the street, but there's not much sport in it.

Switching strollers on people at Disney World, That's sport.

Good morning all and Happy Birthday Edgar Allen Poe.

 

[phillyfan26]

And so it begins.

 

[icequeen]

Well, after surviving a crazy Alaskan rescue cat that repeatedly attacked me, I figured posting here would be less life-threatening.

 

[Dalton]

Switching strollers on people at Disney World, That's sport.

You I am beginning to like more and more.

 

[the rockin edge]

And so it begins.

bwahahahaha.

 

[redhotswami]

story!! and i thought you were on a cat-free diet this year??

 

[redhotswami]

Switching strollers on people at Disney World, That's sport.

 

[icequeen]

I had a movie night at a friend's house, and she taught in Alaska for a few years and adopted this cat that had apparently been abused. She randomly attacked me throughout the evening. And it was freaking freezing in the apartment. The weather channel says it feels like 11 here.

 

[No spoken words]

Muldfeld's in here?

 

[phillyfan26]

So, in summary ...

Temple Bar Yes
Cat Attacks No

 

[redhotswami]

i know what will warm you right up

 

[icequeen]

I still have that! Tonight would be a good night for some soup....

 

[Dalton]

Muldfeld's in here?

my exact thought.

I actually went and put on my muscle t-shirt.

 

[No spoken words]

Did someone just post some cock?

 

[phillyfan26]

Muldfeld's in here?

My first thought, actually.

I was about ready to talk about how Chris Carter should fight the USA Network.