The Temple Bar - Dooozer's Servin' Up Breakfast UYMFA!!!!

[U2democrat]

I'm here all week.

I knew you'd be prepared with that smiley.

 

[Dalton]

where the fuck have you been? and why aren't you a premium? i need your assistance

You need my assistance?

I refuse to pay for the interweb. I invented the damn thing. I should get a pass.

 

[No spoken words]

Let's sit down and have a chat about POWERJUICE.

Let's sit down and have a chat about POWERJUICE.

Let's sit down and have a chat about POWERJUICE.

POWERJUICE.

 

[Doozer61]

What the fuck happened here? Who was asleep at the wheel?

What the fuck happened here? Who was asleep at the wheel?

What the fuck happened here? Who was asleep at the wheel?

What the fuck happened here? Who was asleep at the wheel?

 

[redhotswami]

You need my assistance?

I refuse to pay for the interweb. I invented the damn thing. I should get a pass.

yes. you said you live near big rapids, right?

 

[U2democrat]

It wasn't who was asleep at the wheel, it was who jumped the gun.

 

[U2democrat]

Ooooooooh I have Junior Mints too!

 

[Dalton]

yes. you said you live near big rapids, right?

More or less. How can I be of assistance?

 

[Doozer61]

It wasn't who was asleep at the wheel, it was who jumped the gun.

 

[U2democrat]

 

[Dalton]

I am as cold as a witch's titty.

 

[No spoken words]

I am as cold as a witch's titty.

On a winter's morning.

 

[redhotswami]

my friend got that job but is having a hard time finding any pet friendly apartments that are near campus but aren't overrun with undergrads. do you have any leads?

 

[U2democrat]

I'm cold too, but I wouldn't use that analogy.

 

[Dalton]

my friend got that job but is having a hard time finding any pet friendly apartments that are near campus but aren't overrun with undergrads. do you have any leads?

No. Sorry.

The only time I go to Big Rapids is to drink. I'm not really familiar with the housing sector.

 

[U2democrat]

Slut.

 

[redhotswami]

No. Sorry.

The only time I go to Big Rapids is to drink. I'm not really familiar with the housing sector.

wtf??? back to the fryer!

 

[Dalton]

I'm cold too, but I wouldn't use that analogy.

Why?

 

[U2democrat]

Whoa

MSNBC just mentioned a house that exploded in Grand Rapids

 

[Doozer61]

Slut.

 

[Lila64]

Ooooooooh I have Junior Mints too!

I hope lunch gets here soon. No buffalos will be hurt that's for sure, no need to worry.


Hey Doozer, where's your car?


Oh, and if I'm on the late shift, I will watch the bar. But I'll need some thread title suggestions. \kthx


Oh, and I'd like my POWERJUICE on ice, crushed ice please.

 

[redhotswami]

fuck. i just realized i might be in class while the new thread is created. whoever comes up with a hilariously creative way of throwing "crunk-n-munch" into the thread title gets to smack my ass forever.

 

[RedRocksU2]

Whoa

MSNBC just mentioned a house that exploded in Grand Rapids

I hope Bono is ok.

 

[U2democrat]

Why?

Because I'm cold, but not quite to that degree.

More like I'm cold as a college student in a dorm room where the air conditioning is running unusually high.

 

[Dalton]

Whoa

MSNBC just mentioned a house that exploded in Grand Rapids

Wow. I know that building.

 

[U2democrat]

I hope Bono is ok.

Me too

 

[No spoken words]

I hope Bono is ok.

 

[phillyfan26]

 

[Lila64]

 

[redhotswami]

nipple typing guy???