The Temple Bar - A Cooler Name Than Sting -UYMFA!

[mad1]

Hey April

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

He looks like Reg

 

[mad1]

anyone here know best way to get sour milk smell outta carpet, even thou I did use carpet washer.

?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

carpets are a bitch to get smells out of... Did you try googling it?

 

[mad1]

well, see, I am a huge tit.

the other night I stupidly set a bag of bottles in a bag, that had to have stuff poured outta them, for recycling.

but being the nobbynut that I am, I forgot about a milk bottle that yes, was about to fuking explode but obviously it seeped some way, into my carpet.

yep





so, this could have been avoided but I do stuff like this.

cleaned carpet other night, actually went over the z shape of it that is flat and dirty from shoes, its a bit brighter yea (BUT DONT YOU HATE FLAT DIRTY PART OF CARPET!)

and smell is cut down by 80%.

I stuck my nose on it this mornin, still smells like shit on a shoe.

I was told eventually it would feck off as it breaks down.

but still.

guess I will gooooooglify it Elfa son.

booo!

 

[BoMac]

Why, what's the problem?

He doesn't really have many of my features, especially, um, the skin tone.

He looks like Reg

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

He doesn't really have many of my features, especially, um, the skin tone.

If I promise to make you cannolis every day and provide you with benadryl so you can deal with my cat for the rest of our commuter marriage/lives, will you forgive me?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

 

[mad1]

he is Reg.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

well, threre's a creepy idea...

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

It's Bono's crab baby.

There - mystery solved.

 

[BoMac]

If I promise to make you cannolis every day and provide you with benadryl so you can deal with my cat for the rest of our commuter marriage/lives, will you forgive me?

I don't forgive that easily. This has devastated me.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

This is better than a soap opera

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I don't forgive that easily. This has devastated me.

 

[mad1]

threre?


Hey, thing is, April is pregnant with fourth child

daddy is some bloke from K-Mart.




he looks 99% like Bo/

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

4th child? there are two others?

 

[mad1]

when we gonna hear news about u becoming a daddy Elfa?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

threre?


Hey, thing is, April is pregnant with fourth child

daddy is some bloke from K-Mart.




he looks 99% like Bo/

No no no no no.

 

[BoMac]

I think I can forgive you, but I'll need time. People make mistakes, that I understand. I mean, look at Elfa.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

when we gonna hear news about u becoming a daddy Elfa?

I am BoMac's father.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I am BoMac's father.

 

[BoMac]

I am BoMac's father.

I must really be a disappointment to you, then, with me not being a vegetarian and a Canadiens fan.

Then again, I'm getting back to you for all those years of neglect.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

So elfa's going to be my father in law?

Bo, we need to talk. NOW.

 

[mad1]

Elfa is BoMacs father

this place gets better everyday!



Bo, are you ever gonna ask daddy for more weekly pocket money?

 

[mad1]

I want to give birth to April three times!

I LOVE HER!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

That was my Star Wars moment btw, I hope everyone liked it.

BoMac, you never come home to watch the Leaf games anymore

 

[BoMac]

This place gets creepier everyday!

 

[mad1]

Elfa, what was it like when Bo pooped in his nappies






































when he was 16 years old?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

This place gets creepier everyday!

I think it was the baby that pushed it over the top.

My bad.