I wish , he's be elevating himself in my bed by now
... elevating himself?
That's a shame.
Unless there's a backstage fluffer, or something.
How do you imagine one would prepare a resume for such a position?
He seems to be engaging in a lot of self-elevating these days.
Unless there's a backstage fluffer, or something.
(forgive me, I'm very tired today, lol)
Okay, you girls need to stop making me laugh so loudly at work, because eventually someone is going to demand to know what's so damn funny. 
I'll fluff him,
I'd love to hear that conversation!
It wouldn't be the most comfortable conversation. 
Good thing I don't have the internet at work!
I'm really excited about the new album comments.
S VP, ?thora, GG2, Domo and Wild!
EXACTLY!
Co-worker: "What's so funny over here?" :nosynosy:
Me: "Ummm, well, you see... there's this guy named Bono..."
Co-worker: "What? Who?"
Me: "Well he sings in a band, and I was talking on the internet with some friends about him..."
Co-worker: "Talking on the internet? Aren't there psychos on the internet? And shouldn't you be working?! Wait... does that say Peni...?!"
Me:
!!!!!
There's just this hilarious level of obsession with it around here lately, and I include myself amongst that (obviously!). It's like, I need to see what it'll do next! Will it do tricks?? Play an instrument??
If it keeps getting this amount of attention, I can see it leaving the band and going solo. The possibilities are endless, really.
I'm not falling for Bono's lies again, he can't get me to fall for his enthusia...... oh what's that? Bono says new album?
Wait .... what was it I was talking about again?
*tears*
There's just this hilarious level of obsession with it around here lately, and I include myself amongst that (obviously!). It's like, I need to see what it'll do next! Will it do tricks?? Play an instrument??
If it keeps getting this amount of attention, I can see it leaving the band and going solo. The possibilities are endless, really.
There's just this hilarious level of obsession with it around here lately, and I include myself amongst that (obviously!). It's like, I need to see what it'll do next! Will it do tricks?? Play an instrument??
If it keeps getting this amount of attention, I can see it leaving the band and going solo. The possibilities are endless, really.
I love it!The sad (or possibly great) thing about my coworkers is that I could probably tell them all about this, and they'd laugh.
But we're all women, and they know about my Bonobsession, so they probably wouldn't even bat an eye.
Everyone knows of my love for U2, so most of them would probably just roll their eyes or something.
State your experience, and address it to the same entity mentioned earlier in the thread?
You looked at that while at work???
