This is the annoying part about applying for jobs at this time of year - you have to be stupidly flexible.
I interviewed at ANZ on the 23rd (after about 24 hours notice of the interview) and got called late afternoon on the 24th to be offered the job. Like fuck, it's not like I might have shit to do, or reasonably assume I can have fucking Christmas.
It's like when I was out Christmas shopping for an ex, and they called me (obviously I'm doing this on the 24th) to see if I wanted to do some overtime and start my shift early. I would have, but I was trying to be the good boyfriend and actually have a present - they called while I was in the store writing her card for shits sake. I figured why the fuck was this not a question yesterday when I could have arranged things?
Edited to note "they" in the last paragraph means ANZ, not my ex.