Oteha Valley Road, Tāmaki-makau-rau, Te Ika-a-Māui Superthread

[coolian2]

I can't wait for it.

 

[Axver]

Traditionalists who bag out T20 can get fucked. It's genuinely exciting. As much as a blockathon in a Test is a true sporting feat, it doesn't always make for the best viewing.

 

[coolian2]

T20 is effectively my favourite part of my favourite form of cricket.

 

[Axver]

Well this current partnership isn't bad. We may make a fifth day after all...

 

[coolian2]

Well this current partnership isn't bad. We may make a fifth day after all...

Now you've done it

 

[Axver]

Now you've done it

I read this in Moleman's voice.

 

[coolian2]

I read this in Moleman's voice.

Oh God that's how I hear it now

 

[Axver]

Oh God that's how I hear it now

Excellent.

GUESS THE VOICE

 

[coolian2]

I had no idea you could be tagged in photos on Twitter

 

[coolian2]

Excellent.

GUESS THE VOICE

Mr Burns, what is your first name?

I.......don't know

 

[Axver]

Wow, Pakistan pass 300.

Ian do you remember the highest innings score Pakistan got in NZ? I don't recall if they actually got to 300...?

 

[Axver]

Mr Burns, what is your first name?



I.......don't know

The manager is a Mr Johnston or Johnstone.

 

[coolian2]

Wow, Pakistan pass 300.

Ian do you remember the highest innings score Pakistan got in NZ? I don't recall if they actually got to 300...?

I'm not sure if they passed 250 more than once

 

[Axver]

Oh no, Amir misses out on a maiden fifty!

 

[coolian2]

Damn

 

[Axver]

I was really hoping he would do it. I don't think the umpires will add the extra half hour, but with that wicket, maybe?

 

[coolian2]

I hope so

 

[Axver]

Shafiq is mad to keep taking these singles.

 

[Axver]

It's also mad to be watching Test cricket after 10pm live from another city in the same country. What a world.

 

[coolian2]

I love that I'm watching test cricket at midnight

 

[Axver]

Ahahaha Smith drops Shafiq, what a shame.

 

[coolian2]

Oh now Steve Smith gets the dropsies

 

[Axver]

Look how filthy Starc is too. Great.

 

[coolian2]

Isn't he always angry?

 

[Axver]

Eight more overs?! But I'm ready for bed!

 

[coolian2]

Eight more overs?! But I'm ready for bed!

I'm genuinely struggling

 

[Axver]

Geez even Wahab is now playing nice strokes.

 

[coolian2]

Guess they learned off that crazy collapse with us

 

[Axver]

Australia doing a nice job wasting reviews today.

 

[coolian2]

Someone stop Lyon