Who cares about Crumbs! Bastards! They were supposed to play a surprise duet with Pat Boone, with the song being Miami! They would have had to release pigeons instead of the white doves, but dammit, I had been looking forward to Bono and Boonie singing "MIAMI! MY MAMMY!"
U2 screwed up royally, too, as usual. Bono forgot A LOT of lyrics to Beautiful Day, so he started just saying "France, Moscow, London, etc. What the hell was up with that? If he can't remember the lyrics OR the song he was SUPPOSED to sing with Boonie, he could have at least put in a snippet of "MIAMI...MY MAMMY!" instead of trying to cover his forgetful ass by naming cities randomly.
So much for online rumors. They were supposed to follow up Miami with a rousing rendition of YMCA while fully dressed in the Village People costumes, but I've heard they called that off at the last minute because Bono couldn't remember those lyrics, either. Even worse, when they went to get into costume, Bono remembered that he had given all the band's village people suits to the bands hair stylist during PopMart. Rumor has it that Edge never used the hair stylist for some reason, so he still has his costume. But, three of them are gone, and Larry is so pissed he's going to file a lawsuit.
Another sad state of affairs is that since U2 has been burned by several hair stylists, they don't use them anymore, resulting in God knows how many bad hair days fans have had to endure from Bono and Larry over the past year (Edge just keeps wearing that cap and Adam hired his own personal stylist, as he demands 24/7 coolness as opposed to greasy, half fake mullets).
Sgt Peppers, Beautiful Day, Vertigo, and One. What the hell were they thinking!?!