Lists of Hell (St. Axver's G-string edition)

[DaveC]

fuck every list

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

I shit posted for this?

 

[Catman]

why did Adele cross the road?

to say hello to the other side.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

This thread title is the biggest disappointment since Get On Your Boots

 

[Hewson]

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

 

[gvox]

Ding dong the list is dead

 

[DaveC]

this is what happens when you don't shit post fast enough and i get too drunk.

 

[kabigon]

It's like a magic eye which I can't quite make out

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

FailC

 

[DaveC]

fuck it, make another list thread with a better title if you have one. it's a free interference.

 

[DaveC]

this is thread title major fail #2 for me. [emoji90][emoji90]

no matter what, i'll never have as awful a record as cobbler.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

this is thread title major fail #2 for me. [emoji90][emoji90]

no matter what, i'll never have as awful a record as cobbler.

Can you make a thread title fail hat?

 

[DaveC]

sure, but it's going to look like it says "bread little rail" (including quotation marks) on the front.

 

[DeVaul]

https://i.giphy.com/media/ofaCFex99cxK8/giphy.gif

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

.

 

[DaveC]

 

[DaveC]

sure, but it's going to look like it says "bread little rail" (including quotation marks) on the front.

i'm very glad that this was my 18,000th post.

 

[DeVaul]

https://youtu.be/J6deUbS0bDo

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

If you wait outside today in this heat, you're as stupid as this thread title.

 

[Hewson]

It will feel like the list for hell today.
And wearing Axver's G-string might be a good idea. (OK never a good idea)

 

[trojanchick99]

If you wait outside today in this heat, you're as stupid as this thread title.

Seriously. But at least you tried to talk sense into the crazy.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Seriously. But at least you tried to talk sense into the crazy.

And my first attempt was met with "don't knock my fun maaaaan"

Crazy does what crazy does.

edit: the exact responses to my first suggestion that heat indexes over 105 aren't something to fuck with... names removed to protect the dopey

Perspective is a wonderful thing. Personal choice is as well.
No need to be critical of the choices of others here. Show up when you want. Enjoy the show as you want.

Don’t yuck someone else’s yum. This is fun for some people and it’s worth all the work. Let them be.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Now I'm "vicious" and a "dick" foe telling people that standing in 105 degree heat, when the pavement can get up to 150+ degrees, to get 5 feet closer to the band is perhaps a dumb idea.

 

[trojanchick99]

I’ve been called mean for suggesting that maybe driving a rental car to Death Valley in the summer to see a dead tree is not a great idea.

 

[DeVaul]

They're going to smell terrible. You'll just smell like booze.

 

[Hollow Island]

Now I'm "vicious" and a "dick" foe telling people that standing in 105 degree heat, when the pavement can get up to 150+ degrees, to get 5 feet closer to the band is perhaps a dumb idea.

Who knows, maybe heat stroke will make the Best Thing sound good

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

They're going to smell terrible. You'll just smell like booze.

Booze!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

You can r even try and warn these people that it's going to be dangerously hot outside without having some one flip on you for "trolling" the GA line