IO: Critical analyses here, pt. 2

[elevated_u2_fan]

Uberbeaver

Douche Bag

-3

Thank you for your patronage.

that's hot

 

[bayou12780]

Ok, I can't resist...


Uberbeaver

Well, first off, welcome back from the cruise. While I’ve never met The Beav, he seems like a nice fellow, the type of guy you’d like to hang out with at the sports bar knocking back a few. Or the gay bar, or the gay sports bar…well, whatever.

The Beav has a great sense of humor/humour and, frankly, I think this skill is being wasted in real life. I get the sense he has a boring job with no outlet for creativity which is why he enjoys the blue crack/craic. It would be great if he could get a job writing for the Onion (Home | The Onion - America's Finest News Source), a sitcom, or Letterman. But, then again, if he did, he wouldn’t need this place. Any way, major points for keeping us laughing.

On the negative side, never figured out why he is always fighting with NSW. I assumed they were brothers but then I found out they’re both named Mike. So, unless their dad is related to George Foreman, I guess that theory is out the window. Although the cruise seems to have mellowed them a bit, I still have to deduct a few points here.

Finally, the avatar does not fit with the beaver motif so I have to deduct a few more points for that. Overall, though, a good score.

8.7/10

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

alright, bayou12780 making a comeback in IO!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

When are you writing a book?

Hear, hear.

 

[redhotswami]

WB bayou!!

 

[LemonMelon]

OK, I'm getting way behind here. Let's straighten a few things out:

First off, the queue is now:

Indra (assignment pending)
Dalton (assigned to LM, Pfan, LMP, NSW)
Angela Harlem (assigned to Axver)
RegularBonoFan (assigned to LM)
UberBeaver (assigned to LM, Pfan, LMP, NSW)

Second, NO REVIEWS BY ANYONE OTHER THAN A CERTIFIED CRITICAL BASTARD. This is what happened in the first thread; everyone started doing reviews and it became impossible to follow.

 

[bayou12780]

wow, if i'm not a certified critical bastard, then i don't know who is...
or was that sarcastic prick...
i can't remember the storyline anymore.
oh well...back to lurking.

 

[LemonMelon]

There are many critical bastards.

There are few certified critical bastards.

 

[Galeongirl]

i think they noticed that i was getting more business with my services and decided to change things up a bit

that was way too easy not to reply to..

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

There are few certified critical bastards.

I have my certification but I refuse to work weekends

 

[phillyfan26]

On the bright side, Bayou, legend of IO, has returned.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

don't look now but I think Mel might have scared him away again

 

[LemonMelon]

On the bright side, Bayou, legend of IO, has returned.

He became a legend after 464 posts?!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Don't you remember his "No XX in IO" post a thon?

 

[redhotswami]

that was way too easy not to reply to..

i was hoping someone would take the bait

 

[love_u2_adam]

o0o can i get in on this fun stuff

 

[Angela Harlem]

Uberbeaver

Douche Bag

-3

Thank you for your patronage.

Oh wow, that is very special. I didn't think anyone could top the poetic beauty of our beloved beeeg, but you belong on a medal podium alongside her, NSW.

 

[beegee]

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Anna

 

[No spoken words]

Oh wow, that is very special. I didn't think anyone could top the poetic beauty of our beloved beeeg, but you belong on a medal podium alongside her, NSW.

Anna, when your IQ is akin to your shoe size, like mine is, that's about the best one can hope to conjure up.

I'm thrilled to be able to post even that, to be honest. It cuts to the core of my feelings and honors my relationship with Beav in simple, easy to consume terms.

Brevity is the soul of wit, though sometimes brevity is just a way to mask a complete and utter lack of anything to say. I've once again fallen victim to that.

Hey, who in here thinks that the Pillsbury Dough Boy needs a Pillsbury Dough Girl to keep him company?

 

[redhotswami]

Anna, when your IQ is akin to your shoe size, like mine is, that's about the best one can hope to conjure up.

I'm thrilled to be able to post even that, to be honest. It cuts to the core of my feelings and honors my relationship with Beav in simple, easy to consume terms.

Brevity is the soul of wit, though sometimes brevity is just a way to mask a complete and utter lack of anything to say. I've once again fallen victim to that.

Hey, who in here thinks that the Pillsbury Dough Boy needs a Pillsbury Dough Girl to keep him company?

sometimes less is more

 

[Dalton]

sometimes less is more

Sometimes more requires a colonoscopy.

 

[Diemen]

This thread has that certain je ne sais quoi, mais peut-etre jus de puissance (look it up, bitches) to it. Excellent work, kiddos.

I suppose I'll go ahead and toss my hat into the ring. Analyze This!

 

[Angela Harlem]

Anna, when your IQ is akin to your shoe size, like mine is, that's about the best one can hope to conjure up.

I'm thrilled to be able to post even that, to be honest. It cuts to the core of my feelings and honors my relationship with Beav in simple, easy to consume terms.

Brevity is the soul of wit, though sometimes brevity is just a way to mask a complete and utter lack of anything to say. I've once again fallen victim to that.

Hey, who in here thinks that the Pillsbury Dough Boy needs a Pillsbury Dough Girl to keep him company?

Well, unless you want to admit that my admiration is due to poor judgement, then I stand by my words. The relationship you share with Ube is like a PO shares with a parolee, or that a Mr Whippy van shares with a Greensleeves midi. We're all privileged to be able to witness it.

Thank you.

 

[Angela Harlem]

powerjuice in french.

 

[LemonMelon]

Queue:

Indra (assignment pending)
Dalton (assigned to LM, Pfan, LMP, NSW)
Angela Harlem (assigned to Axver)
RegularBonoFan (assigned to LM)
UberBeaver (assigned to LM, Pfan, LMP, NSW)
love_u2_adam (assigned to LMP)
Diemen (assigned to NSW)

 

[BoMac]

This thread has that certain je ne sais quoi, mais peut-etre jus de puissance (look it up, bitches) to it.

I didn't need to look it up.

POWERJUICE

 

[Diemen]

Diemen (assigned to NSW)

Sweet.

 

[LMP]

Dalton

Dalton

He's also a 17-year-old black man, so there's that.

1.5/10

 

[meegannie]

I don't understand this thread. I feel terrified and alienated.