Varitek
Blue Crack Addict
No spoken words said:
It's like a game of Clue, really. In the parlor, with Varitek, using a candlestick, etc.
I feel very, very violated. And generally embarassed.
No spoken words said:
It's like a game of Clue, really. In the parlor, with Varitek, using a candlestick, etc.
Dalton said:
He'd slide into this thread, slap down his $20 and yell "I'm out!"
No spoken words said:
It's like a game of Clue, really. In the parlor, with Varitek, using a candlestick, etc.
Varitek said:If you give me heat it better be a hot tub. Much hotter with water anyway.
Varitek said:
I'm sorry, I don't mean to pick on you, because I am more just railing against men and oversharing to the general amusement of everyone (where is Jen to upstage me where where) but really, how would you know and what might these things be?
Varitek said:
I can never, ever, ever meet any of you in person.
Varitek said:
I feel very, very violated. And generally embarassed.
No spoken words said:
Or get in his car and drive to -- post-haste.
Screwtape2 said:
I don't want to get specific but I have taken health and human sexuality classes. I know the female body. I know the right words to say. I just have never been in that situation.
coolian2 said:
Certainly not without a lot of awkwardness and lack of eye contact for a little while
Screwtape2 said:
I don't want to get specific but I have taken health and human sexuality classes. I know the female body. I know the right words to say. I just have never been in that situation.
Varitek said:
I feel very, very violated. And generally embarassed.
Varitek said:
1. I already said my bit about virgins.
2. He is too young.
3. OH FUCK YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE AND YOU ACTUALLY REMEMBER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I have really overshared.
Screwtape2 said:
I don't want to get specific but I have taken health and human sexuality classes. I know the female body. I know the right words to say. I just have never been in that situation.
Screwtape2 said:
I don't want to get specific but I have taken health and human sexuality classes. I know the female body. I know the right words to say. I just have never been in that situation.
No spoken words said:
Right, cos he'd simply find the chick with the Red Sox hat and know it was you. Come on.
Varitek said:
1. I already said my bit about virgins.
2. He is too young.
3. OH FUCK YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE AND YOU ACTUALLY REMEMBER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I have really overshared.
Varitek said:
1. I already said my bit about virgins.
2. He is too young.
3. OH FUCK YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE AND YOU ACTUALLY REMEMBER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I have really overshared.
No spoken words said:
What are the right words to say?
Dalton said:
Please don't.
the tourist said:
He would and you know it.
fixd.Dalton said:
No, its not a problem. You just scared off 104% of all the men reading this.
No spoken words said:
Come on, you totally want to hear this.
No spoken words said:
Right, cos he'd simply find the chick with the Red Sox hat and know it was you. Come on.
the tourist said:
No, no. Just no meeting at all.
Varitek said:
I already offered Pfan to meet up and comb my exteral hard drive for U2 boots because his computer is retarded and can't download them.
Screwtape2 said:
It is more of the romantic stuff you guys laugh at.
coolian2 said:
I think it would be hard not to recognise each other.
Varitek would be the one naked and trying to nail everyone, you'd be feeling up a stratocaster....
Dalton said:
I feel like I'm watching the first 2 weeks of American Idol.