right about now i'd normaly use the "gettingiton" smiley but someone changed it to say something about me liking poontang or something so i can't use it
the worst is when i leave civilizat...err... the new york metro area and go off to one of those crazy let's put mayo, ketchup and mustard areas... that drives me ape shit.
last night, i was at a mcdonalds drive thru (it was the closest fast food place, and i was hungy) and i order a quarter pounder and some fries, and as i'm leaving the speaker thing my friend shouts "EXTRA MAYO!" i thought it was funny at first, but then i found that my burger had a fresh, steaming pile of mayo inside of it
today i ordered the lite and healthy plate from my favorite burger place. it comes with grilled chicken, cottage cheese and salad. i said make sure the cottage cheese is in a separate container because i don't want it all over my chicken.
sure as shit, i opened my styrofoam container to find the cottage cheese TOUCHING my chicken.