Aw heck. I think I'm being all good by not even turning my computer on for four days, and I go and miss your birthday!
Hope you had a fantastic day, Kim!
You deserve all the happiness in the world, and I'm honoured to call you a friend. I hope I can give you some IRL hugs one day!
Don't think I can top some of these presents everyone else has for you, but what the hell...
Bono: I forgot Kim's birthday
... pass this special b'day smooch on to her for me, Ads!
Adam: ... Okay!
Bono: Happy biiiirthday.... Mrs Gluey...