Ashley
War Child
NEWS UPDATE!!
Peter Jennings: This just in! It seems that there has been a scarcity of Edge pictures on the internet drool bucket of PLEBA as of late....
Me: It's true, It's too true!! By the way, do I have to host this news bulletin with you? I mean, you're not particuarily handsome or anything....
Peter: Well geez, way to boost my ego! I know I'm past my prime and all, but *voice cracks* must you be SO CRUEL?
Bono: Baby, you're so crueelll.....
Me: SHH!
Bono: sorry love, just trying to break the tension...
Me: it's okay sweetie, it's just that you're interrupting. Now go over there *points* and erm....look sexy or something.
Bono: Will do! *poses suggestively in corner of room*
Peter: *stares*
Me: That's it, you're outta here!
Peter: *mutter* fine.... *leaves*
Me: Anywhooo.....back to the News Bulletin..... Edger fans must unite! Don't abandon your Edge!!! So go! Post pictures of him now! We need PLEBA to be re-Edgified!!!
Edge: Does no one love me?
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And yes, I probaly am insane.
Peter Jennings: This just in! It seems that there has been a scarcity of Edge pictures on the internet drool bucket of PLEBA as of late....
Me: It's true, It's too true!! By the way, do I have to host this news bulletin with you? I mean, you're not particuarily handsome or anything....
Peter: Well geez, way to boost my ego! I know I'm past my prime and all, but *voice cracks* must you be SO CRUEL?
Bono: Baby, you're so crueelll.....
Me: SHH!
Bono: sorry love, just trying to break the tension...
Me: it's okay sweetie, it's just that you're interrupting. Now go over there *points* and erm....look sexy or something.
Bono: Will do! *poses suggestively in corner of room*
Peter: *stares*
Me: That's it, you're outta here!
Peter: *mutter* fine.... *leaves*
Me: Anywhooo.....back to the News Bulletin..... Edger fans must unite! Don't abandon your Edge!!! So go! Post pictures of him now! We need PLEBA to be re-Edgified!!!
Edge: Does no one love me?
_____________________________
And yes, I probaly am insane.