i have so many kitties i'll probably need my own thread! i've got three at my mom's and two with me. and i'm moving back in with my parents so they'll all be under one roof.
let's start with the oldest first.
here we have jonathan, the pimp. unfortunately since the picture he's lost a lot of weight :bawls: he's got an overactive thyroid. plus he'll be 15 this year and stuff...so...anyway he's apparently been pooping on the carpet since i've moved out. well, my ex and i went over last weekend so he could say goodbye to the kitties. him and jonathan have a special relationship. jonathan hisses at him all the time but he really loves him. one time he thought my ex was dead (he'd been violently ill and had passed out on the living room floor) so jonathan started yowling and bumping him, frantically like "wake up!!" my ex stirs and is like "hey" and he hisses and runs away
anyway, my ex started roughhousing with jonathan. it's hilarious to watch the two of them. he did his usual growl hiss bat hiss bat growl run away routine. well, according to my mom when he ran away he ran over to the litter box and actually used it! so wow...hopefully the pooping on the floor business will stop once i move back in. he's a total pimp, he loves his wimmenz and he knows i was the one who rescued him (he was the runt and he was totally being ignored out of all the other kitties but i picked him but and he just fell asleep im my arms, totally cute). i've missed him so.
tasmania, our space cadet. i don't think she realizes i've moved out. she was a runt as well (you'll notice a trend, i tend to go for the runt of the litter) so she's always been skinny. the only time she wasn't was when she freaked out so we had to put her on prozac. imagine that! prozac for kitties! the things we do for our kitties!
sunnie, our whore. i mean seriously, she is a whore. anyway, can you believe she is 10? she is the tiniest little thing. she is a firecracker! when you roughhouse with her, she bats at you and it fucking HURTS! she really hits you! it's like *smack smack smack* but god she is really a whore too. the women in the house do not exist to her. she doesn't like other female cats (tasmania isn't much competition because she's a space cadet) because she doesn't like anyone to get the attention. she prances around for men in general. male cats and male humans. she's like "ooh look at me aren't i cute?" she loves my dad, she's always sitting in his lap. she loves my pop-pop and my grandpa, as well as any other male visitors. like i said, a total whore.
well, this concludes the first half of khan's kitties. i hope you've enjoyes it.