Devil's Beef Tub, Scotland Superthread

[Alisaura]

Goodbye Ali, if you're actually going, but you probably won't for another forty five minutes!

I'm slow, but I get there in the end.
I swear I'm going to tattoo that on myself one day.

 

[Axver]

*hangs head in shame*

Be a proud Internet addict.

Ooh, duck eggs are bigger...

Someone's letting off fireworks or something... WTF?!

Now, your emu and ostrich eggs are like the WMDs of the poultry world...


I am so going to bed before this gets even sillier.

What of dodo eggs?

 

[Axver]

Pfft, wine is bugger all. I barely get inebriated on absinthe, man!

Forgetting the alphabet = barely inebriated?

 

[Serena Vox]

okay so how do I all kinds of edit a MPEG file

I would know, but if it can be converted to .flv (I think?) then it can be uploaded to youtube. I really know shit all about videos ...

 

[Alisaura]

What of dodo eggs?

Those are like antique grenados... no telling when they'll go off.

 

[Axver]

So I email my uploaded files to you with my cover art and tracklisting?

Phanan and I, yes.

 

[Alisaura]

There we go, 60 posts for the thread so far.

Goodnight, you satanic beef tubbers!

 

[Serena Vox]

You're a duck now?

Better than being a chicken.

Though, I suppose you're being mature now because you're in lurrrrve.

 

[Serena Vox]

I maintain we need to have a drink-off between you, Mia, Ashley, and Ravva to see who this thread's cheapest drunk is.

I wholeheartedly second this.

 

[Axver]

I'm slow, but I get there in the end.
I swear I'm going to tattoo that on myself one day.

Make it "I'm slow, but I get there in the end. On insufficient sleep."

 

[Reggo]

...I just had a thought.

What if Derek's waiting for me to talk first, but I'm waiting for HIM to talk first...?

Crud.

 

[Serena Vox]

There we go, 60 posts for the thread so far.

Goodnight, you satanic beef tubbers!

Good night! (Again.)

 

[Reggo]

Better than being a chicken.

Though, I suppose you're being mature now because you're in lurrrrve.

Sis. Three words. Fuck. Off.

 

[Serena Vox]

...I just had a thought.

What if Derek's waiting for me to talk first, but I'm waiting for HIM to talk first...?

Crud.

Looks like you better grow some balls.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Forgetting the alphabet = barely inebriated?

Hey, it was brandy that night!

 

[Axver]

Those are like antique grenados... no telling when they'll go off.

Goodnight! (...?)

 

[Serena Vox]

Sis. Three words. Fuck. Off.

That's two.

 

[Axver]

Hey, it was brandy that night!

Oh, I thought that was an absinthe night.

I totally want to try absinthe. Reading about the culture and criminalisation of it is fascinating.

 

[Axver]

...I just had a thought.

What if Derek's waiting for me to talk first, but I'm waiting for HIM to talk first...?

Crud.

Isn't he the one who owes you a reply right now?

But go on, make some sort of a move! Even if it's a mature "let's sit down and a have a chat about things over non-alcoholic drinks" kind of move. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Oh, I thought that was an absinthe night.

I totally want to try absinthe. Reading about the culture and criminalisation of it is fascinating.

I'll buy a little bottle of it and bring it to you when I'm around. Actually, I think you can get it more or less concentrated from that herbs/legal highs (and boring ones) shop. I don't know what that means exactly, but maybe I'll give it a shot and see how melancholy I get.

I admit, there may have been a shot of absinthe involved that night!

 

[Reggo]

Isn't he the one who owes you a reply right now?

But go on, make some sort of a move! Even if it's a mature "let's sit down and a have a chat about things over non-alcoholic drinks" kind of move. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

I'll wait till this weekend. Something epic always happens over the weekend. Or I'll be bored and demand entertainment. That's how he started it with me Tuesday.

Derek: I'm so bored. Help.

 

[Serena Vox]

I admit, there may have been a shot of absinthe involved that night!

Can we expect the Alphabet to be forgotten during the epic Superthread drink off?

 

[Axver]

I'll buy a little bottle of it and bring it to you when I'm around. Actually, I think you can get it more or less concentrated from that herbs/legal highs (and boring ones) shop. I don't know what that means exactly, but maybe I'll give it a shot and see how melancholy I get.

I admit, there may have been a shot of absinthe involved that night!

Sounds pretty cool. Hope I don't end up too wasted by it.

The strongest booze I've had is vodka that was just below 40%, and it didn't do much to me ...

 

[The Sad Punk]

Can we expect the Alphabet to be forgotten during the epic Superthread drink off?

When will you be having it? You know, there's a good chance I'll be the only person at my house for three weeks later in the year, assuming my brother goes to the UK for a bit.

 

[Reggo]

If all the members of the superthread started drunkposting at the same time, the thread would become unreadable cause no one could type anymore.

 

[Axver]

I see the Major's lurking!

If all the members of the superthread started drunkposting at the same time, the thread would become unreadable cause no one could type anymore.

No, I think some of us are able to keep it together much longer than you, Reggo.

 

[Reggo]

No, I think some of us are able to keep it together much longer than you, Reggo.

Fuck you, Ax.

HI Maj!

 

[The Sad Punk]

Sounds pretty cool. Hope I don't end up too wasted by it.

The strongest booze I've had is vodka that was just below 40%, and it didn't do much to me ...

You were drinking it out of a wine glass, right? Last time I had vodka, I didn't get too hammered, but I still got sick. Bastard! I wanted that first one, not the other! Maybe you should try whiskey instead - even if the alcohol percentages are generally pretty similar, there's a difference in how you'll react. I have forgotten everything about myself while drinking whiskey on a few occasions. In fact, the only times I've ever been carried home, I had been drinking whiskey earlier.

 

[Serena Vox]

When will you be having it? You know, there's a good chance I'll be the only person at my house for three weeks later in the year, assuming my brother goes to the UK for a bit.

Really, I have no idea. But whenever a date is decided, I am gonna stock up on some alcohol.

And some V8 of course. I do believe I'd be needing it.

 

[The Sad Punk]

If all the members of the superthread started drunkposting at the same time, the thread would become unreadable cause no one could type anymore.

Yes, the alphabet will be shedding many a tear that day.