LemonMelon
More 5G Than Man
Give me a break.
I'm sure Chris Martin has never even heard of Bono.
Give me a break.
I just saw the Coldplay iTunes commercial last night. What a fucking hoot. I sat there in a daze for about the first 10 seconds and then my body spontaneously leaped up off the couch, my arms flailed high and out of my mouth came, completely in tune and time with whatever the fuck was coming out of Martin's yap:
"I WANT TO BE BAAAANNNNOOOOOOOO, BAAAANNNNOOOO, BAAAANNNOOOOOO." (repeat)
I'm sure Chris Martin has never even heard of Bono.
I read the review for The new album in the Sun today.
God I'm sick to death of the U2/Coldplay comparisons....I wasn't sure if this guy was reviewing the New U2 album or what!
Rolling Stone Review's "Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends"
3.5 stars
...Coldplay have toured the world, and their frontman, Chris Martin, has done outreach in Africa with Oxfam International...
God, he's approaching a Gallagher Bros. level of wankdom. Just the moody, banal version instead of the vitriolic, douchebaggy version.
God, he's approaching a Gallagher Bros. level of wankdom. Just the moody, banal version instead of the vitriolic, douchebaggy version.
Whoa! Hold up.
I'm not sure how closely you have followed the career exploits of the brothers Gallagher...we don't need to go into it in detail...but Liam and Noel are not even CLOSE to douchebags.
In fact, on a good day, I'd go so far as to say that they are the antithesis of douchebaggery.
Thankyou.
I'm sure I read a quote back in the Parachutes days when they called Coldplay music for bedwetters.
Are you sure that's not from the second album, A Rush of Pee to the Bed?
Ha!
Unless you think publicly wishing AIDS on a rival band's singer is the paragon of class, to name one well-known example.
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This is a perfectly good little Coldplay thread here so I won't engage in heated debate Oasis in this particular spot.
But Noel, Liam, and I are waiting in the alley with lead pipes and bottles of lager and we're ready to street-fight any of you motherfuckers who want to talk shit about us.
Like I said, I don't want to go into detail or get in an argument about Oasis.
I really shouldn't have even posted that. But I'll just say that, yeah, Noel and Liam are cool and anyone who thinks differently is WRONG. I could provide a goddam surplus of written and visual evidence that would prove how badass they are but I'm not really in the mood. Maybe later.
Could I join ya?
One thing I love about Oasis is that what ya say and what ya hear is what ya get. No dodging around what they think, they say what they want and they say it real.
I was just reading some reviews of the new Coldplay album in our media. It's so annoying that most reviewers use this album, whether they like it or not, to bash U2. There are some who say Coldplay suck, because U2 suck and Coldplay just sounds like U2. And some are saying Coldplay's fine because they sound like U2, but better. I hate reviews.