*plays the Mission Impossible theme*
*hippy, Mrs. Clayton, AM, and RavenStar enter dressed in their sexiest black clothing...*
AM: Mrs. Clayton, it's a little impractical for you to be wearing that dress now isn't it?
MRS. C: Well, we did decide to wear SEXY black clothing...this is all I have...
HIPPY: *sings* I feel pretty, oh so pretty...
RAVEN: *sings along* I feel pretty and witty and bright...
AM: *also singing* And so pretty that I hardly can...
MRS. C: *she can't resist* I'm too sexy for my dress...too sexy for my cat what you think about that?
*they all crack up as a static-y voice begins to speak*
VOICE: Attention ladies of CLAN...you have been assigned a special mission...
HIPPY: I KNEW IT!
AM: Yes, I've been waiting for this!
RAVEN: Dood, we're ready...bring it on!
MRS. C: Wait, I'm not dressed properly!
VOICE: I haven't even told you what the mission IS yet...
ALL: Well, TELL US!
VOICE: Okay, your mission, should you choose to accept it is to protect Mr. Adam Clayton from a former lover of his...we like to call her SuperHooch...
ALL: Grrrrr.....
VOICE: Calm down ladies...we've assigned you to this mission because we know how much you love Mr. Clayton...so now I'm gonna go...
HIPPY: Hey! Aren't you supposed to self-destruct or something like that?
VOICE: This is NOT Mission Impossible, hippy...please.
RAVEN: So where'd the music come from?
ALL: *wonder*
VOICE: Goodbye...and good luck ladies...may the force be with you.
AM: *puzzled* So this is Star Wars now?
MRS. C: Well, ladies...we better get going...we've got a mission to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations...to boldy go where no woman has gone before!
RAVEN: *giggling* Thanks Capt. Picard...
HIPPY: *points sword to the door* ONWARD!
AM: Where'd you get the sword from?
NARRATOR: So, feeling pretty and armed with a sword, a sexy black dress, their very own theme song, and their devastating good looks....the ladies slink out of the house, slowly making their way to the DiscoBooos...They get in and attempt to drive away quietly...but they forgot that the damn thing plays Discotheque all the time...and they also forgot that Bono was still in the backseat...
HIPPY: *driving, looks in the rear-view mirror, sees Bono* HEY!!!! Is that BONO? WTF is HE doing in this story?
BONO: I'm the resident entertainer of the Discobooos...
AM: Oh no, he's got to go...he's gonna spoil everything with his singing...
RAVEN: He could blow our cover!
BONO: *looks at them with puppy-dog eyes* Please, please?
MRS. C: Get up off your knees, Bono. You can stay on one condition...
BONO: *excited* Woohoo! I'm so excited...I can't contain myself...*begins to sing Discotheque*
MRS. C: *talking over him* You simply can't sing that song...you could blow our cover!
BONO: *whispers* Boom-cha!
AM: That's better...
RAVEN: Can we go now? We've got a mission to accomplish...
MRS. C: That's right we've got to explore strange new worlds...
HIPPY: *groan*
*The booos drives onward to the destination....where that is only the girls know...all they know is their man is in danger from SuperHooch and they must get to him before she does!*
(Hehe...this is fun...girlies...time for you to add the next part of the adventure...or tell me what you want to happen next and I'll write it
) ONWARD!
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And love is not the easy thing...the only baggage you can bring is all that you can't leave behind.
BONO: FOAD, Lawrence. Just FOAD. (LOL, Mona)
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