Caption Thread Part 4

[one4u2]

Geldolf: Watches beachball roll by-

Bono: Well come on Bob don't just watch it roll by go after it!

 

[uwwedoogie]

Hmmmmm, I wonder if Interference would consider making "I'm Larry %*$(@& Mullen!" T-shirts for sale??? Just a thought...

I DID!!!

If anybody wants one email me uwwedoogie@gmail.com

 

[one4u2]

I DID!!!

If anybody wants one email me uwwedoogie@gmail.com

That rules!

Can you do a Bono one

 

[kcline1]

<thinking> All right, I know I don't look great some days ... but showing up in pajamas, Bob!?!?

 

[kcline1]

<fake smile, clenched teeth> Ha ha, Edge ... superglue, eh? You and Adam are so dead ...

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Hi, I'm Number 63. I enjoy fine wine, long walks, foreign films and opera. If you think you're my sort of woman, get in touch!

The greatest caption ever!!!!!

The lost puppy one was awesome too...really funny to me b/c I just got an email from my friend who said a stray puppy followed him home. And he's such a cutie pie! (Well, the puppy is a cutie pie. My friend is pretty hot too.)

Wow these captions rock!!!!!!!!!!! Keep 'em coming!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: He'd better not f%*&ing throw that beach ball this way again or this droomstick is going up his arse!

With thanks to PearlJam_U2 for helping.

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: Now this one is called....wait, don't tell me...it's a....uh....has an "S" sound. Sasquatch? No. Salamander? No. Think, Larry, think. Oh, I know - a cymbal!!!! Yeah! A cymbal! It makes a cling sound. Not a thump sound like this big droom. Not like anyone will care - look at me. I'm hot, I'm the droomer. Chicks dig me. Did I use enough hair gel this morning? Yeah, I did. Cymbal. Cymbal. Cymbal. That's right.

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

I DID!!!

If anybody wants one email me uwwedoogie@gmail.com

OMFG no way!!!!!!!!!!!! Imagine if we all wore that to a concert! That is *$#!!& awesome!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: Hmmmm, wonder what I can do to make them forget I just picked my nose?

: Oh! I know. Just do that sexy thing.

: Works everytime!

 

[Miringeltje]

Lemon Grrrrrl, really good one!

 

[Miringeltje]

*Sorry for steeling super glue again -- It just works so well in so many situations

Yeah, so true, so true!

This thread is fantastic!!! I'm loving the superglue jokes so much .

Ditto that.

this one works for the beach ball AND the superglue!

some pics have this special potential

Yeah, totally agree.

These are great guys! Keep 'em coming!
I love the super-glue jokes!

Mi want more, Mi want more!

 

[kcline1]

Very similar ...

Bono, you toss that beachball my way, and I will superglue this droomstick up yer arse ...

Awwwww fine -- ya party-pooper!!

 

[Miringeltje]

This one works for both beach ball and superglue

On the way back from a nice long day at the beach Bono angered everybody by saying that they had to turn around pronto' cause he forgot his beachball. After being confronted with Bono's beautiful beach ball all day long, the others simply counldn't face it anymore, nor hear Bono talk about it. Therefore, they decided once again to kick Bono of the bus. But not before using Adam's superglue to stick Bono to the planter to prevent him from walking all the way back to the beach to get his ball.

With the bus driving away in the distance, Bono's left wondering about his poor beach ball lying all alone in the dark on the beach.

 

[Miringeltje]

On a side note, does anybody know where that beautiful picture was taken??

 

[Miringeltje]

Hey plebans, see this. I'm so having another good hair day. You know you want some.

Adam thinking: Bono really needs to stop running his hands through his hair. He's for sure having another bad hair day and he probably forgot to bring his cowboy hat.

Adam at loud while Bono's pre-occupied with his mike: Hey Larry, you think you could lend some of that hair gel of yours to Bono.

Larry's angry response: Are ya' f-ing kidding me? If he needed some, he should have thought about that before the tour started. I really can't give anything away. I'm not even sure if I have enough left for all the shows until the end of the tour. I've averaged tubes a day thus far. I've got left and there's shows...........

Adam: Never mind.
Thinking: superglue will probably work just as well.

Adam satisfiedly thinking: There ya' go!
While Bono's like: Oops I did it again!

 

[Miringeltje]

Here's one more, before I jump in my bed.
Can't wait to see what everybody came up with overnight when I'm back tomorrow morning.

Saw this pic on the France 7/9 thread:

And this was the immediate response to it:

Why is he choking himself in the first pic?

When I read that I was so thinking: Adam superglue!!

 

[hay]

I love them, the superglue and hair gel captions will never die

 

[Meghan]

Genius Miringeltje, pure genius!! Especially the first one on this page.


Anyway, before reading this next caption, remember, I do not see Edge as any less of a sexy man since his hair started to thin....

Suck on it, Edge!!

 

[Meghan]

After accidentally setting the house on fire, Larry realised he was getting too hot for his own good....... So he grew his hair and loaded it with grease.....

 

[Meghan]

Another U2 video mystery solved!! The reason Bono stole a random woman's apple while shooting the Beautiful Day video was to aid Larry in his search for the perfect Apple. Unfortunately, Larry still hasn't found what he's looking for.....

 

[Meghan]

Yes, I did go on a Larry picture hunt! How did you guess?

 

[chickadee]

Mwahaha, I'm so proud of the superglue Not as proud as Adam, mind.

 

[chickadee]

The greatest caption ever!!!!!

Awww, wow, thank you *blushes* And I thought only I found myself funny, lol!

 

[chickadee]

The residents of the old rocks stars nursing home always got very excited when let out for the night.

 

[Golightly Grrl]

Superglue, beachballs, Larry's gross of hair gel, Bono's lack of height...the snark never gets old.

 

[chickadee]

Superglue strikes again...
'What the... I can't move! ADAM!'

Adam [somewhere off shot]: well you did say you wanted to be taller, B...

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

OMG Meghan and the "Suck on it" caption! And the too hot for his own damn good. Wow all of these just keep getting better and better!!!!!!!

The old superglue trick will never die. chickadee!

 

[MsPurrl]

"'Twas the night before Vertigo, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse . . .
and laying his finger alongside his nose, with a nod of his head, up the chimney he rose."

 

[Miringeltje]

Hey everybody!!This is how you dismantle an atomic bomb!