Caption Thread #18: The Bonosapian Rules

[Rini]

That graph is hilarious! <wiping rootbeer off monitor> Thank you, RegularBonoFan!

 

[Galeongirl]

Things Bono Has Found ? GraphJam: Pop culture for people in cubicles. (AKA Song Chart Meme)

 

[bonocomet]

^ he will never escape that lyric.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Graphjams are the new wave of macros

Here are two more U2 ones from the site:




This one has a bonus Offspring reference

 

[bonocrazy88]

Damn The Edge and his stupid bets....*grumble* I'll get him next time.

See, Bono's not the only one who can pull off the mullet.

Ali: You did great, love.
Couldn't have done it without you.

 

[bonocrazy88]

Who are they calling a Chuckawalla!!
Ali: Honey, it's just a joke. Calm down.

I should have been a director. This is great fun. And I'm getting some damn good shots.
Man in background: Um, you don't have that thing on, Bono.

See, what's the big deal. Singing's a breeze. You should try playing the drums, Bono.
(to himself) Oh shit, he's good. I don't know the first thing about drums. Damn!
Bono, if you wanted to take some time off from the band, we could probably handle it.
SAY WHAT? *gasp*
Kidding, Bono. Of course we're kidding.
Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go change my shorts.

 

[bonocrazy88]

He's following in the footsteps of his father already. I'm so proud.

Ali: You're gonna need to bribe him to leave. He loves this kind of thing.
Mwah. Mwah.
Ali: Come on dear. We have to go.
Just a minute. I'm gonna do a little dance for the fans.
Ali: Don't punish them darling. They're fans. You don't want to push it.

Ooh, I'd like to get you home right now...

Gwen: Two blondes on your arm. I guess this is just a normal day for you, huh Bono?
A slow one!

 

[BonoFox1]

^Good ones Bonocrazy88!

 

[Ava79]

Ali: You're gonna need to bribe him to leave. He loves this kind of thing.
Mwah. Mwah.
Ali: Come on dear. We have to go.
Just a minute. I'm gonna do a little dance for the fans.
Ali: Don't punish them darling. They're fans. You don't want to push it.

x 1000!!

 

[Alisaura]

Graphjams are the new wave of macros

Here are two more U2 ones from the site:




This one has a bonus Offspring reference

!! Classic...

 

[Galeongirl]

the WOWY one!

 

[bonocrazy88]

Girls, let me go get my sweats and we can work-out as one big happy family!
Eve: Sorry dad, something just came up! I have to go...do something.
Jordan (on phone): You gotta come get me, mum. Dad's doing it again!
Girls wait!

 

[iloveedge]

 

[Rachel D.]

Damn The Edge and his stupid bets....*grumble* I'll get him next time.

What's this pic from? Is it real?

 

[BonoFox1]

^yeah the pic is real, it was first posted by Gugza a few months ago

 

[MadDaisy]

I love your shiny earrings. Can we do a swap later?
enelope: *fix grin* Must...back...away...slowly...

 

[zuropa_fit]

Look what they gave me, honey!
Ali: I know. And I've got the silver from the table setting in my purse. Let's go.
That's my girl.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Look what they gave me, honey!
Ali: I know. And I've got the silver from the table setting in my purse. Let's go.
That's my girl.

Good one!

 

[Rini]

Look what they gave me, honey!
Ali: I know. And I've got the silver from the table setting in my purse. Let's go.
That's my girl.

(Ya know, we need an emoticon for Ali. Something kind with a halo...)

 

[Galeongirl]

 

[Bea_]

Kind of first one...

Adam- Oh my God.It's the fromage.I'm feeling...My stomach is sick!
Bono- Are you sure, Adam? It was good for me...
Larry- At really, I'm feeling f**** sick too.Eew, my stomach!
Edge- Get ready...where's is the men's toilet?

 

[zuropa_fit]

^ Cute, Bea. This really is a gawdawful picture of them. Sweats and red leather?!?! Man-flops?!?! Flock of Seagulls hair?!?! That duck stance of Larry's?!?! Adam really does look like he's gonna hurl too!!!

 

[Ava79]

^ Cute, Bea. This really is a gawdawful picture of them. Sweats and red leather?!?! Man-flops?!?! Flock of Seagulls hair?!?! That duck stance of Larry's?!?! Adam really does look like he's gonna hurl too!!!

They look sick because they have just seen themselves in the mirror... Poor Adam is about to faint...only Bono doesn't see anything wrong with the outfits and THE HAIR!

 

[Reggo]

It wasn't me! I wasn't--I was dead at the time!
Random: I haven't even accused you of anything yet.
Oh.
Random: Did you brush your teeth?
No! Yes! What's correct? I was dead at the time. Edge did it!
What?

---

No idea what that means. Just came to me.

 

[Reggo]

And he wears yet another ridiculous shirt onstage.
My name is The Edge Evans. You have insulted my fashion sense. Prepare to die.
Wait, is that Batman?

 

[BonoFox1]

And he wears yet another ridiculous shirt onstage.
My name is The Edge Evans. You have insulted my fashion sense. Prepare to die.
Wait, is that Batman?

LOL!!!!


p.s I LOVE you new avi RegFan

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

It wasn't me! I wasn't--I was dead at the time!
Random: I haven't even accused you of anything yet.
Oh.
Random: Did you brush your teeth?
No! Yes! What's correct? I was dead at the time. Edge did it!
What?

---

No idea what that means. Just came to me.

"I was on the moon! With Steve!"

Excellent, Eddie Izzard for the win

YouTube - Eddie Izzard - Lies

 

[rockbaby]

It wasn't me! I wasn't--I was dead at the time!
Random: I haven't even accused you of anything yet.
Oh.
Random: Did you brush your teeth?
No! Yes! What's correct? I was dead at the time. Edge did it!
What?

---

No idea what that means. Just came to me.

Hooray for random Eddie Izzard references.

 

[Reggo]

"I was on the moon! With Steve!"

Excellent, Eddie Izzard for the win

YouTube - Eddie Izzard - Lies

I haven't watched that in ages! Chalk one up to my random memory.

 

[Bea_]

Bono: OMG!I can't believe! This guy has less back than Edge!

Photographer: Everybody say "Schemeapets!"