Mullen-Girl
Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid
It was a cold tuesday morning at PLEBA Mansion. All was quiet downstairs as Lemonboy sadly left our little home, Ana was in the kitchen preparing the girls some coffee.
Ana: Ugh! This bloody coffee machine has a mind of it's own!!!!!!!!*pushes the bootins and sighs* How I miss Lemonboy and his early morning breakfast and coffee.
Spinny:*walks in the kitchen* Morning Ana! How are you?
Ana: Trying to figure out this bloody machine! I think it misses Lemonboy.
Spinny: I think we all do. *sigh* Here let me help you with it. *pushes all the bootins until finally it works* There!
Ana: Thanks girl. *the phone rings and Ana picks up* Hello?....Hey Bono how are you?....oh good thanks...well i'm not doing anything today how about you?....uh huh...sure! it sounds like a blast! I'll tell the other girls about it...see you in a little while you hot and sexy man you...*giggles* bye. *hangs up*
Spinny: What was all that about?
Ana: Oh! Bono wants all of us to go bike riding with the guys today. He said they go mountain biking once in a while.
Spinny: U2? Mountain biking? Oh this i've got to see.
*Clarity, AE and MG had woken up early to go into town to buy some groceries. Ana calls MG's cell phone*
Ana: MG?
MG: Yes? Hey Ana good morning.
Ana: Good morning. Guess what?
MG: What? *in the background* Clarity! Not so many cookies!!!
Clarity: Awwwwwwwww but I need to fill my cookie quota or i'll go nuts.
Ana: Well Bono called and said that he wanted us to go bike riding with them in the mountains!!
MG:*drops phone then picks it back up* What did you say??? Bike riding? *to Clarity* The guys want us to go bike riding with them!
Clarity: You've got to be kidding me.
Ana: They'll be here in about an hour so I think you girls should hurry up.
MG: Yeah yeah we're going as fast as we can. It looks like a little kid raided our shopping cart. Next time remind me not to bring AE. *looks at AE*
AE:*blushes*
Ana: Alright we'll see you here then!
MG: Ok bye. *doesn't hang up* Clarity! Watch out for the....*loud crash* ....cans...Oh gawd, let's just pay and get out of here. Oh crap I forgot to hang up the phone. *hangs up*
Ana: Well they should be on their way. Let me get Bluey,and Mrs. Edge, i'm sure they'll want to see this! *runs upstairs knocking on their doors* Girls Girls! Get up!!!
Bluey: Damn it!!! Can't a girl EVER get some PEACE and RELAXATION?? *sighs and opens the door* What is it???
Mrs.Edge:*smiling* Good morning girls. What is it Ana?
Ana: We're going bike riding with the guys.
Bluey: Bike riding???
Spinny: Yeah, so get your biking gear into place and hurry up they'll be on their way!
All: Ok!
*Meanwhile as they arrive*
Larry: Bike riding in the mountains??? Are you nuts Bono? Don't you know that you're clumsey enough to fall off the Edge???
Edge: What? He's not riding with me!
Larry:*rolls eyes* Well I guess this'll be an experience but why didn't Adam have to come??
Bono: Adam had an appointment with AM at an art gallery.
Larry:*Mumbles* Lucky bastard.
Bono: C'mon guys it'll be fun. You never know what you'll encounter in the wilderness.
*The guys arrive at PLEBA Mansion as the girls load up the Discobooos with their bikes, and bookbags full of stuff that they won't even use. MikeSt helps them.*
Bono: Morning girls! Ready for an adventurous ride in the mountains of Ireland?
All: Yeah!
MikeSt: Well we're all loaded and ready to go!
MG: Alright lets go!
*The gang head out into the mountains in the discoboos with Larry taking over the karaoke machine*
Larry: EL-E-VA-TIONNNNNNNNNN Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Clarity and MG:*droooooooooool*
Bono:Crap i'm not elevated again am I? Mike! I need to go potty!
Mike: Didn't I tell you to go at PLEBA Mansion?
Bono: I did! Ali wasn't home this morning so she didn't put a diaper on me.
Mike:*sighs* Ok. *stops the discoboos*
Bono:*jumps off and does his thing, then gets back on the booos*
Mike: I really hope you can wait till we get to the mountains.
Bono: Yes Sir!
*The gang arrive at a beautiful green mountain deep in the heart of Ireland*
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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page
Author of PLEBA Mansion Daily.
"I hit things for a living. I hit things and people clap!" --Larry
Ana: Ugh! This bloody coffee machine has a mind of it's own!!!!!!!!*pushes the bootins and sighs* How I miss Lemonboy and his early morning breakfast and coffee.
Spinny:*walks in the kitchen* Morning Ana! How are you?
Ana: Trying to figure out this bloody machine! I think it misses Lemonboy.
Spinny: I think we all do. *sigh* Here let me help you with it. *pushes all the bootins until finally it works* There!
Ana: Thanks girl. *the phone rings and Ana picks up* Hello?....Hey Bono how are you?....oh good thanks...well i'm not doing anything today how about you?....uh huh...sure! it sounds like a blast! I'll tell the other girls about it...see you in a little while you hot and sexy man you...*giggles* bye. *hangs up*
Spinny: What was all that about?
Ana: Oh! Bono wants all of us to go bike riding with the guys today. He said they go mountain biking once in a while.
Spinny: U2? Mountain biking? Oh this i've got to see.
*Clarity, AE and MG had woken up early to go into town to buy some groceries. Ana calls MG's cell phone*
Ana: MG?
MG: Yes? Hey Ana good morning.
Ana: Good morning. Guess what?
MG: What? *in the background* Clarity! Not so many cookies!!!
Clarity: Awwwwwwwww but I need to fill my cookie quota or i'll go nuts.
Ana: Well Bono called and said that he wanted us to go bike riding with them in the mountains!!
MG:*drops phone then picks it back up* What did you say??? Bike riding? *to Clarity* The guys want us to go bike riding with them!
Clarity: You've got to be kidding me.
Ana: They'll be here in about an hour so I think you girls should hurry up.
MG: Yeah yeah we're going as fast as we can. It looks like a little kid raided our shopping cart. Next time remind me not to bring AE. *looks at AE*
AE:*blushes*
Ana: Alright we'll see you here then!
MG: Ok bye. *doesn't hang up* Clarity! Watch out for the....*loud crash* ....cans...Oh gawd, let's just pay and get out of here. Oh crap I forgot to hang up the phone. *hangs up*
Ana: Well they should be on their way. Let me get Bluey,and Mrs. Edge, i'm sure they'll want to see this! *runs upstairs knocking on their doors* Girls Girls! Get up!!!
Bluey: Damn it!!! Can't a girl EVER get some PEACE and RELAXATION?? *sighs and opens the door* What is it???
Mrs.Edge:*smiling* Good morning girls. What is it Ana?
Ana: We're going bike riding with the guys.
Bluey: Bike riding???
Spinny: Yeah, so get your biking gear into place and hurry up they'll be on their way!
All: Ok!
*Meanwhile as they arrive*
Larry: Bike riding in the mountains??? Are you nuts Bono? Don't you know that you're clumsey enough to fall off the Edge???
Edge: What? He's not riding with me!
Larry:*rolls eyes* Well I guess this'll be an experience but why didn't Adam have to come??
Bono: Adam had an appointment with AM at an art gallery.
Larry:*Mumbles* Lucky bastard.
Bono: C'mon guys it'll be fun. You never know what you'll encounter in the wilderness.
*The guys arrive at PLEBA Mansion as the girls load up the Discobooos with their bikes, and bookbags full of stuff that they won't even use. MikeSt helps them.*
Bono: Morning girls! Ready for an adventurous ride in the mountains of Ireland?
All: Yeah!
MikeSt: Well we're all loaded and ready to go!
MG: Alright lets go!
*The gang head out into the mountains in the discoboos with Larry taking over the karaoke machine*
Larry: EL-E-VA-TIONNNNNNNNNN Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Clarity and MG:*droooooooooool*
Bono:Crap i'm not elevated again am I? Mike! I need to go potty!
Mike: Didn't I tell you to go at PLEBA Mansion?
Bono: I did! Ali wasn't home this morning so she didn't put a diaper on me.
Mike:*sighs* Ok. *stops the discoboos*
Bono:*jumps off and does his thing, then gets back on the booos*
Mike: I really hope you can wait till we get to the mountains.
Bono: Yes Sir!
*The gang arrive at a beautiful green mountain deep in the heart of Ireland*
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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page
Author of PLEBA Mansion Daily.
"I hit things for a living. I hit things and people clap!" --Larry