Echo
War Child
As Dictator for Life and Pimpstress, I hereby call this meeting of the ScottPhisto Society to order. ScottPhisto will be returning from his vacation any minute now, and I want this thread to be ready and waiting for him.
ROLL CALL!!! Everyone needs to sign in:
ScottPhisto
Man-Slut
Brian Eno Wrangler
Mona
Secretary of Scandalization
Echo's Pimpstress Protege
Bluey
Drunk and Slutty Bridesmaid
Fishy
Spelling Nazi
Bona
Blonde Inspector
Ana
Wardrobe Technician
Discoteque
Resident Hanger-Onner
Mullen-Girl
ScottPhisto's Personal Chef
Hippy Actress
Executive officer of Candy Distribution
Izzybeth
Perpetual Newbie
Julie
ScottPhisto's Shampoo Girl
SpinningHead
Dog Walker
WildHoneyAlways
To be announced
The following positions *snerk* are still open. Anyone can apply, and you can hold more than one title if you feel up to it:
-ScottPhisto Vending Machine Maintenance
-Official Utterer of Non-Sequiturs (Yes, I know we ALL are, but we need an OFFICIAL one if we want the income tax deduction)
-That chick you always see in movies whose sole job it is to fan ScottPhisto with a palm branch
-Ambassador to Guam
-The angsty Morrissey-esque teenager who writes bad poetry
-ScottPhisto's Loo Cleaner
On the itinerary for this meeting:
1) ScottPhisto needs to bestow a title on WildHoneyAlways. As some of you may recall, she requested a position as ScottPhisto's make-up artist but I felt we already had a surplus of Groomers, so it's up to ScottPhisto to make a decision about her status.
2) ScottPhisto will regale us with tales of his Christmas trip to his home state of California
3) ScottPhisto will bless us with his profound and thought-provoking prose
4) The rest of us will run around madly and adore our Man-Slut, stopping for occasional breaks to watch the Cartoon Network and speculate whether ScottPhisto wears boxers or briefs
5) Somebody needs to beat Brian Eno with a broken car antenna.
That last one doesnt have anything to do with the ScottPhisto Society, necessarily, I'm just saying: Somebody needs to beat Brian Eno with a broken car antenna. (Those of you who just got your copies of the Flanagan Bible for Christmas, turn to page 196, where Mr. Ambience himself praises the sonic glory of a completely blank 24-track reel.)
Let the chaos commence!
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*Echo the Pimpstress* ... Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!
Hell hath no fury like the vast robot army of a woman scorned.
"Now you stop all this naked foolishness and go outside!
It's too nice a day to be stupid indoors!" - Ren Hoek
Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!
The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!
ROLL CALL!!! Everyone needs to sign in:
ScottPhisto
Man-Slut
Brian Eno Wrangler
Mona
Secretary of Scandalization
Echo's Pimpstress Protege
Bluey
Drunk and Slutty Bridesmaid
Fishy
Spelling Nazi
Bona
Blonde Inspector
Ana
Wardrobe Technician
Discoteque
Resident Hanger-Onner
Mullen-Girl
ScottPhisto's Personal Chef
Hippy Actress
Executive officer of Candy Distribution
Izzybeth
Perpetual Newbie
Julie
ScottPhisto's Shampoo Girl
SpinningHead
Dog Walker
WildHoneyAlways
To be announced
The following positions *snerk* are still open. Anyone can apply, and you can hold more than one title if you feel up to it:
-ScottPhisto Vending Machine Maintenance
-Official Utterer of Non-Sequiturs (Yes, I know we ALL are, but we need an OFFICIAL one if we want the income tax deduction)
-That chick you always see in movies whose sole job it is to fan ScottPhisto with a palm branch
-Ambassador to Guam
-The angsty Morrissey-esque teenager who writes bad poetry
-ScottPhisto's Loo Cleaner
On the itinerary for this meeting:
1) ScottPhisto needs to bestow a title on WildHoneyAlways. As some of you may recall, she requested a position as ScottPhisto's make-up artist but I felt we already had a surplus of Groomers, so it's up to ScottPhisto to make a decision about her status.
2) ScottPhisto will regale us with tales of his Christmas trip to his home state of California
3) ScottPhisto will bless us with his profound and thought-provoking prose
4) The rest of us will run around madly and adore our Man-Slut, stopping for occasional breaks to watch the Cartoon Network and speculate whether ScottPhisto wears boxers or briefs
5) Somebody needs to beat Brian Eno with a broken car antenna.
That last one doesnt have anything to do with the ScottPhisto Society, necessarily, I'm just saying: Somebody needs to beat Brian Eno with a broken car antenna. (Those of you who just got your copies of the Flanagan Bible for Christmas, turn to page 196, where Mr. Ambience himself praises the sonic glory of a completely blank 24-track reel.)
Let the chaos commence!
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*Echo the Pimpstress* ... Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!
Hell hath no fury like the vast robot army of a woman scorned.
"Now you stop all this naked foolishness and go outside!
It's too nice a day to be stupid indoors!" - Ren Hoek
Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!
The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!