Lemon Grrrrrl
New Yorker
DO NOT SCROLL DOWN ON THIS POST YET IF YOU WANT TO PLAY!!!!
By popular demand (okay, Kristen Machina asked me to), here is a U2 themed mad lib. If you've never played, first I give you a list of words to come up with; verbs, adjectives, places, etc. You write them down (type them, whatever you need to do) before reading the story and then insert your words into the appropriate places. Then if you like, copy and paste your story to share with everyone!
Here is the first part - a list of words you will come up with to finish the story - keep in mind we need to keep this PG rated so we can all have fun and not get this thread closed down, okay???
<body part> (So in this instance, you think of a body part and write/type it down to use later.)
<adjective>
<your favorite snack>
<small animal>
<television show>
<same body part as the first one>
<same body part - plural>
<item of clothing>
<alcoholic beverage>
<another body part>
<PLEBAn>
<another adjective>
<any kind of animal>
<your first job> (if you have yet to have one, put what you think you'd be doing for your first job)
<another body part>
<another article of clothing>
Got all that??? Now, after all your words are written/typed down, you get to scroll down and plug them into the story, which is located....
right.....
here!
Why Larry doesn’t remember recording “Crumbs From Your Table.”
(holding his <body part>) : “What happn’d, Edge?”
: Well, judging from the looks of ya, I’d say the <adjective> PLEBAns got a hold of ya last night. What’s the last thing you remember?
: Well, I was eating a/n <your favorite snack>, playing with me <small animal>, and getting ready to watch <television show>, and now I’m here with a terrible ache in me <same body part>!
: Yes, PLEBAns can be known for attacking us U2 boys in their <same body part>s. They usually sneak up on you and put a <item of clothing> soaked in <alcoholic beverage> in your face to knock you out before taking you to their secret hiding place and having their way with you. You should be thankful they didn’t get at your <other body part> – Adam still gets nightmares from when they got a hold of him a few years back, then when he wakes up he just starts laughing maniacally, and whispers "C'mon, <PLEBAn>! Stop it!". Anyway, the three of us recorded a <adjective> new song while you were gone. We just had a <any kind of animal> stand in for you on drums since we couldn’t find you. We think he did such a great job, we don’t need to record it again!
: That may be okay, I don’t think I can play drums tonight anyway.
: I don’t think you can play drums period, Larry.
: 
I’m still your boss, science boy! Don’t forget – if it weren’t for me, you’d still be working at <your first job>!
: Whatever, pencil legs. At least I don’t have lipstick marks on my <another body part> and I’m still wearing my <another article of clothing>!
By popular demand (okay, Kristen Machina asked me to), here is a U2 themed mad lib. If you've never played, first I give you a list of words to come up with; verbs, adjectives, places, etc. You write them down (type them, whatever you need to do) before reading the story and then insert your words into the appropriate places. Then if you like, copy and paste your story to share with everyone!
Here is the first part - a list of words you will come up with to finish the story - keep in mind we need to keep this PG rated so we can all have fun and not get this thread closed down, okay???
<body part> (So in this instance, you think of a body part and write/type it down to use later.)
<adjective>
<your favorite snack>
<small animal>
<television show>
<same body part as the first one>
<same body part - plural>
<item of clothing>
<alcoholic beverage>
<another body part>
<PLEBAn>
<another adjective>
<any kind of animal>
<your first job> (if you have yet to have one, put what you think you'd be doing for your first job)
<another body part>
<another article of clothing>
Got all that??? Now, after all your words are written/typed down, you get to scroll down and plug them into the story, which is located....
right.....
here!
Why Larry doesn’t remember recording “Crumbs From Your Table.”
(holding his <body part>) : “What happn’d, Edge?”: Well, judging from the looks of ya, I’d say the <adjective> PLEBAns got a hold of ya last night. What’s the last thing you remember?: Well, I was eating a/n <your favorite snack>, playing with me <small animal>, and getting ready to watch <television show>, and now I’m here with a terrible ache in me <same body part>!: Yes, PLEBAns can be known for attacking us U2 boys in their <same body part>s. They usually sneak up on you and put a <item of clothing> soaked in <alcoholic beverage> in your face to knock you out before taking you to their secret hiding place and having their way with you. You should be thankful they didn’t get at your <other body part> – Adam still gets nightmares from when they got a hold of him a few years back, then when he wakes up he just starts laughing maniacally, and whispers "C'mon, <PLEBAn>! Stop it!". Anyway, the three of us recorded a <adjective> new song while you were gone. We just had a <any kind of animal> stand in for you on drums since we couldn’t find you. We think he did such a great job, we don’t need to record it again!: That may be okay, I don’t think I can play drums tonight anyway.: I don’t think you can play drums period, Larry.: I’m still your boss, science boy! Don’t forget – if it weren’t for me, you’d still be working at <your first job>!: Whatever, pencil legs. At least I don’t have lipstick marks on my <another body part> and I’m still wearing my <another article of clothing>!
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