Aleh_Hewson
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Yeah, there were leaks even since Achtung Baby... If I recall correctly, even before we could download the leaked album, some parts of the tracks were available for a listening..
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Yeah, there were leaks even since Achtung Baby... If I recall correctly, even before we could download the leaked album, some parts of the tracks were available for a listening..
Mrs. Garrison
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BREAKING: U2's Forthcoming GAY REGGAE Album DELAYED!
Reports of a Bono-Chris Martin tryst in the south of France have suddenly put what was once considered a finished album on hold. Bono, 5'2", and Martin, sporting fake hair, were apparently seen together in the south of France where unnamed sources have placed them on the beach, collaborating and writing lyrics in the sand. Some spy photos have deciphered lyrics to read "the devil you know is better than the devil you don't". Later, at a French gay club's mens room, the same unnamed source has bumped into Martin's personal trainer's little brother, (whom was said to have had a massive crush on Larry Mullen) and believes they (Martin & Bono) were working on a new song that will be devoted to "Larry's stick". Also a local French fisherman has reportedly observed the two frontmen sharing an intimate bottle of wine and strumming along on acoustic guitar while singing "PLEBAns, I need your love, PLEBAns, come and get you some". The bandmembers and Principle Mgmt are currently unavailable for comment. Their longtime manager, Bender McGuinness, was reportedly seen speeding around the Riveria in his 400 ft yacht, occasionally doing donuts in the water, and stopping only to pick up strange women and more wine. At once such booze & babes stop, McGuinness seemed a bit rushed but stopped long enough to comment "Chris (Martin) makes a great addition to the band. We're glad to have him on board, together they (Martin & Bono) have hit a rich songwriting vein.....LOTS OF HITS!" WIth that McGuinness and his harem took off in his $400 million yacht heading off into the Yellow sunset at the speed of sound, causing many a rush of blood to the head to captains of smaller ships weary of being swallowed in the sea.
Reports of a Bono-Chris Martin tryst in the south of France have suddenly put what was once considered a finished album on hold. Bono, 5'2", and Martin, sporting fake hair, were apparently seen together in the south of France where unnamed sources have placed them on the beach, collaborating and writing lyrics in the sand. Some spy photos have deciphered lyrics to read "the devil you know is better than the devil you don't". Later, at a French gay club's mens room, the same unnamed source has bumped into Martin's personal trainer's little brother, (whom was said to have had a massive crush on Larry Mullen) and believes they (Martin & Bono) were working on a new song that will be devoted to "Larry's stick". Also a local French fisherman has reportedly observed the two frontmen sharing an intimate bottle of wine and strumming along on acoustic guitar while singing "PLEBAns, I need your love, PLEBAns, come and get you some". The bandmembers and Principle Mgmt are currently unavailable for comment. Their longtime manager, Bender McGuinness, was reportedly seen speeding around the Riveria in his 400 ft yacht, occasionally doing donuts in the water, and stopping only to pick up strange women and more wine. At once such booze & babes stop, McGuinness seemed a bit rushed but stopped long enough to comment "Chris (Martin) makes a great addition to the band. We're glad to have him on board, together they (Martin & Bono) have hit a rich songwriting vein.....LOTS OF HITS!" WIth that McGuinness and his harem took off in his $400 million yacht heading off into the Yellow sunset at the speed of sound, causing many a rush of blood to the head to captains of smaller ships weary of being swallowed in the sea.
Because it's so easy?
Nick66
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Somebody posted a picture of Bono with Chris Martin on twitter, so at least a dozen people now in this thread actually believe that Chris Martin is now confirmed to be on the new album, or at least strongly considering the possibility.
What.
The.
Fuck.
What.
The.
Fuck.
Aleh_Hewson
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I can see it already being posted worldwide *.*
And if Liam Gallagher joins the crew, we may have the best rock band of all time
popacrobat
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yeah, exactly. the fuck?
Galeongirl
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Oh god, U2 should epicly troll us by naming the album exactly that. So many years...AcrobatU2Pop
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If Bono and Bill Clinton hang out, does it mean we'll have a song with a saxaphone solo?
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lov12113
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Coldplay and U2 are forming a new mega-band called UPlay2. 
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loving this whole meltdown in here 
popacrobat
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this is just the beginning of the meltdown.
PhilsFan
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You've got to be shitting me.
popacrobat
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Alan Cross is simply looking to post things to get "u2-album-leak-manhattan-new-album-bono" into his permalinks so that he can be all search engine optimized out. he's just feeding the masses complete bullshit to get people to visit his dumb blog. it's the oldest trick in the book. and it's pretty sad and pathetic.
popacrobat
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and supporting him by posting it on facebook or here is just as bad. just encouraging the spreading of false information. it takes very little time and effort to realize this stuff is all bullshit.
popacrobat
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now, somebody protect this house.
BVS
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Mrs. Garrison
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Mrs. Garrison
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No spoken words
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Click fucking clack.
You know this forum has gone loopy when "CHRISSY MATRIN IS ON TEH N00 ALBUMZ" is not the most bizarre leap of logic made in this thread.
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jay canseco
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I remember previous pre-album hype and speculation being a bit more good natured. Everyone in the U.S.A have a nice Fourth of July. 
FlyingColors
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FlyingColors
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Guise I could lose my job for posting this. But here's the album cover.
LadySpinHead
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This made me lol
purpleoscar
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I'm surprised nobody's copied Bowie and put a white square on the Boy album cover with MANhattan scrawled on it.
iron yuppie
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Guise I could lose my job for posting this. But here's the album cover.
So Kanye must have been in on one of the meetings about album artwork and stolen the idea!!!
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