Geico suxx. I have discount double check on my house in the hills, my mountain villa, and the house on the lake. Also on my three cars, two trucks, aeroplane, hot air balloon, and the goat farm in slaughterville.
It pays out pretty well actually. The time i plowed into a church on may way home from the strip club, it was a sunday morning early service, discount-dbl-check paid for all of the damage. The legal fees were a different story though.
Just like the time i collided my hot air balloon into the side of an oncoming tornado, that was a pretty big deal, but like a good neighbor...double chuck was there.
Also there was this one time i ran my tractor into the lake trying to impress my better half (she thought it was sexy). Probably had too many tumbleweeds that night.
Exhaust fumes and tear gas are not the same thing. I knew this years ago, but it never stopped me anyway from raising my sword and yelling CHARGE!
Sound the trumpets!!!