whats e.t. short for? - U2 Feedback

Go Back   U2 Feedback > Lypton Village > Lemonade Stand > Lemonade Stand Archive
Click Here to Login
 
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
 
Old 12-18-2003, 07:40 AM   #1
War Child
 
gav6519's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ireland
Posts: 534
Local Time: 01:50 AM
whats e.t. short for?

cause he's got little legs.


jesus, christmas cracker jokes.
__________________

__________________
gav6519 is offline  
Old 12-18-2003, 07:43 AM   #2
ONE
love, blood, life
 
yertle-the-turtle's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: York, UK and Singapore
Posts: 11,750
Local Time: 08:50 AM
__________________

__________________
yertle-the-turtle is offline  
Old 12-18-2003, 08:53 AM   #3
Rock n' Roll Doggie
VIP PASS
 
bammo2's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: In a car with House and Wilson :yikes: Let me out!! Let me oooooooouuut!!!
Posts: 5,660
Local Time: 01:50 AM
we just had our christmas lunch at work. We had crackers. I am wearing the paper hat right now as I sit at my desk.

My joke was terrible: What do geologists do for entertainment?















they go to rock concerts.


__________________
bammo2 is offline  
Old 12-18-2003, 09:00 AM   #4
Jesus Online
 
Angela Harlem's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 1969
Location: a glass castle
Posts: 30,163
Local Time: 11:50 AM
boom tish

!
__________________
<a href=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v196/angelaharlem/thPaul_Roos28.jpg target=_blank>http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...aul_Roos28.jpg</a>
Angela Harlem is offline  
Old 12-18-2003, 09:08 AM   #5
you are what you is
 
Salome's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 22,016
Local Time: 01:50 AM
oh man,
looks like stuff I could have come up with

__________________
“Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.”
~Frank Zappa
Salome is offline  
Old 12-18-2003, 10:20 AM   #6
MacPhisto's serving wench
 
The_Sweetest_Thing's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Inside a bubble
Posts: 3,773
Local Time: 07:50 PM
*groans*
__________________
The_Sweetest_Thing is offline  
Old 12-18-2003, 10:29 AM   #7
Refugee
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Zwischen Null und Zero
Posts: 2,025
Local Time: 07:50 PM
__________________
bayernfc is offline  
Old 12-18-2003, 10:31 AM   #8
Rock n' Roll Doggie
VIP PASS
 
bammo2's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: In a car with House and Wilson :yikes: Let me out!! Let me oooooooouuut!!!
Posts: 5,660
Local Time: 01:50 AM
what's brown and sticky?




























A stick

__________________
bammo2 is offline  
Old 12-18-2003, 11:15 AM   #9
Rock n' Roll Doggie
VIP PASS
 
bammo2's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: In a car with House and Wilson :yikes: Let me out!! Let me oooooooouuut!!!
Posts: 5,660
Local Time: 01:50 AM
where do californians go if they want to dance?






San Fran-disco

__________________
bammo2 is offline  
Old 12-18-2003, 11:25 AM   #10
Blue Crack Distributor
 
Headache in a Suitcase's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Stateless
Posts: 56,419
Local Time: 07:50 PM
what do you call a blind deer?

no eye deer

what do you call a blind deer with no legs?

still no eye deer

what do you call a blind deer with no legs and no penis?

still no f**king eye deer
__________________
Headache in a Suitcase is online now  
Old 12-18-2003, 12:27 PM   #11
Rock n' Roll Doggie
Band-aid
 
Mullen-Girl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: San Antonio/Austin, TX
Posts: 4,951
Local Time: 07:50 PM
A small boy was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"

The cop asked, "What's he like?"

The little boy replied, "Beer and women!"
__________________
Mullen-Girl is offline  
Old 12-18-2003, 01:07 PM   #12
Blue Crack Addict
 
Schmeg's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: ATL
Posts: 17,688
Local Time: 08:50 PM


Three guys walked into a bar.

You'd think one of them would have seen it.

__________________
Schmeg is offline  
Old 12-18-2003, 02:05 PM   #13
Blue Crack Addict
 
Laura M's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 18,932
Local Time: 01:50 AM
That took me a wee min to catc onto the et joke

I liked it

__________________
Laura M is offline  
Old 12-18-2003, 02:33 PM   #14
Rock n' Roll Doggie
Band-aid
 
theSoulfulMofo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 4,490
Local Time: 05:50 PM
What's another word for muscle building IRON MAN?






Fe-male
__________________
theSoulfulMofo is offline  
Old 12-18-2003, 02:37 PM   #15
ONE
love, blood, life
 
yertle-the-turtle's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: York, UK and Singapore
Posts: 11,750
Local Time: 08:50 AM
why can you not get a decent drink at old trafford?

all the mugs are on the field and all the cups are at highbury.

nevermind.
__________________

__________________
yertle-the-turtle is offline  
 

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 07:50 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8 Beta 1
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Design, images and all things inclusive copyright © Interference.com