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Old 10-05-2007, 12:13 AM   #721
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You know, since I started watching BSG I did win my company's top award.... Connection? I think so. I think I'm going to add that to Muldfeld's thread.

Strange. Since reading his reviews, I have gained 46 pounds and lost 2/3s of my hair.

What am I doing wrong?

WWBSGD?
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Old 10-05-2007, 12:14 AM   #722
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Really? I can talk to most strangers as long as I have no connection to them. I save all my blarney stone kissedness for them.


* I think that was about the double vodka and sprite moment :teehee:
I've never been to the Blarney Stone - but I can bullshit real well, once I get going. It's getting going I can't do without prodding.




* I think it was before that because I don't remember the first of the vodkas. I think I started drinking Miller Lite at the show. That must have been what did it. Fucking Miller Lites.
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Wait, what did you pay for? You just did it in the bathroom and
No, I just talked to her for a few hours about her life in the US vs her life in Mexico while my friend played cards. I didn't have any money for a tip so I went and asked my friend for a $5 as I had loaned her earlier. I went and gave it to the lady who was so thankful. I went back and told my friend that people must only give her $1 as she was pretty excited. My friend just stared at me and said "you broke that $20 right?" I said "hmm? you gave me a $5, I asked for a $5" she said "nooo, I gave you back the $20 you loaned me, didn't you look at it?".

This is why USD phails, fucking colour coded people, easy and you don't lose $15 to the bathroom lady who was excited that someone talked to her. :stillmad:
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Strange. Since reading his reviews, I have gained 46 pounds and lost 2/3s of my hair.

What am I doing wrong?

You knocked your woman up, bro. Happened to me too. True story. I gained more weight than my wife, and she lost all of it. I still have most of it. Can't blame the hair on her though.
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No, I just talked to her for a few hours about her life in the US vs her life in Mexico while my friend played cards. I didn't have any money for a tip so I went and asked my friend for a $5 as I had loaned her earlier. I went and gave it to the lady who was so thankful. I went back and told my friend that people must only give her $1 as she was pretty excited. My friend just stared at me and said "you broke that $20 right?" I said "hmm? you gave me a $5, I asked for a $5" she said "nooo, I gave you back the $20 you loaned me, didn't you look at it?".

This is why USD phails, fucking colour coded people, easy and you don't lose $15 to the bathroom lady who was excited that someone talked to her. :stillmad:
Fucking cocaina.
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I actually told someone about you buying me 2 sprites and my not knowing it was for me, either time, after you had promised to buy me a sprite.

Did they tell you it wasn't funny also? :grr:
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Did they tell you it wasn't funny also? :grr:
I did not have the time, nor the proper words, really, to accurately describe just who it was that bought me these Sprites, so, they did not really have the information to properly appreciate the story.

But, no, they did not really see the humor in it. Fuck.
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No, I just talked to her for a few hours about her life in the US vs her life in Mexico while my friend played cards. I didn't have any money for a tip so I went and asked my friend for a $5 as I had loaned her earlier. I went and gave it to the lady who was so thankful. I went back and told my friend that people must only give her $1 as she was pretty excited. My friend just stared at me and said "you broke that $20 right?" I said "hmm? you gave me a $5, I asked for a $5" she said "nooo, I gave you back the $20 you loaned me, didn't you look at it?".

This is why USD phails, fucking colour coded people, easy and you don't lose $15 to the bathroom lady who was excited that someone talked to her. :stillmad:
HAHA. I thought you were doing coke with the paper towel lady - I mean, it's Vegas and all.

In my opinion I'd rather lose $20 to the bathroom attendant than the friggin casinos. Fuckers.



I have to be honest, I never got the whole sprite story, and I chalk it up to a "you had to be there" scenario, but I was there and I still don't get it. But, cest la vie and all that.
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I did not have the time, nor the proper words, really, to accurately describe just who it was that bought me these Sprites, so, they did not really have the information to properly appreciate the story.


wtf is that supposed to mean?
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I rather like this sports headline (from the Sympatico.ca website): "Indians pummel Yankees in opener"

Almost makes up for the "Senators sweep Maple Leafs" right above it... almost
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wtf is that supposed to mean?
It's clearly a joke.
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I rather like this sports headline (from the Sympatico.ca website): "Indians pummel Yankees in opener"

Almost makes up for the "Senators sweep Maple Leafs" right above it... almost
Gee, thanks Drea.
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In my opinion I'd rather lose $20 to the bathroom attendant than the friggin casinos. Fuckers.
That's why I didn't mind talking to her for so long. Can't stand that gambling shit. I'd rather drink it or wear it on my feet :shoewhore: than just hand it over.
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I rather like this sports headline (from the Sympatico.ca website): "Indians pummel Yankees in opener"

Drea, thanks for being so informative




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Gee, thanks Drea.

I'm a Jays fan, what can I say? *g*

Besides, if you note the second sentence, my Leafs got their asses kicked again tonight
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