UberBeaver
Breakdancing Soul Pilgrim
Post it in the Ashley is a 7 topic in IO.
I've been ignoring that lately.
I've been ignoring that lately.
LarryMullen's_POPAngel said:
And we have a winner - everyone here seems to have shaved off their mullets. Lot of shaved head rednecks in my neck of the woods.
VintagePunk said:
The shaved head is the new mullet.
snowbunny00774 said:...that little smiley Sicy posted for Beav the other day with the ignore button was sooo
snowbunny00774 said:Yes VP - I think a daily progress report is in order before you post each day. If it's not presented, well...I'll leave you to your own fate
speaking of which...that little smiley Sicy posted for Beav the other day with the ignore button was sooo
shaved head - good
shaved but with fuzz - I don't know what number it was but it was super short and why he just didn't shave it all I don't know like HD guy the other day - bad
longer on top and any amount shorter back and sides - good.
I know you were all dying to know my opinion on that.
Oh, I forgot about Ashley, I think I have something for her actually from a ridiculous email I got yesterday.
UberBeaver said:I have officially grown tired of Don't Stop Believin by Journey.
UberBeaver said:I have officially grown tired of Don't Stop Believin by Journey.
redkat said:
that's horrible news!
Attorneys make me smangry
can those smilies be combined?
I'm very much over goatees. Since dillon on 90210 is when I started liking them and that's way too long for a fad like that to be hot.
UberBeaver said:
That smiley was mean and insulting. I couldn't sleep for two nights thinking about it. I didn't find it at all. Not one iota cute. It made me smangry and smad all at once. I was smadmangry.
snowbunny00774 said:Yes VP - I think a daily progress report is in order before you post each day. If it's not presented, well...I'll leave you to your own fate
VintagePunk said:
I'm saving it for a day when I've had more than 20 consecutive minutes of sleep.
Reggie Thee Dog said:I still have a full head of hair, but I do 'trim' my unmentionables...
Mainly my ass...
LarryMullen's_POPAngel said:
Showing up right before lunchtime.
You've been a wonder for many diets, Reg.
Reggie Thee Dog said:I still have a full head of hair, but I do 'trim' my unmentionables...
Reggie Thee Dog said:
I'm glad to be there for you April...Hey I've got an opening for a secretary if you're interested...
UberBeaver said:
I got a hair buzzer for Christmas, but I haven't cut my hair in over a year. My mother says to me recently, "I got you that hair thing for nothing?" And I said, "No, that's not true. I've used it." It was then I realized I had said too much. To my mother. :thereisnosmileythatrepresentshowIfelt@thatmomentmaybelike + + + :
LarryMullen's_POPAngel said:
Wait a minute, do my duties include bending over to pick up files and a mandatory "show as much skin as possible" dress code?
UberBeaver said:off to the post office and then to get sushi.
Reg - "Back in Black" is the one about "fast machines" or the one about "American Thighs"? They all sound the same to me.
Reggie Thee Dog said:
Here's the daily routine...you get in at 10:00 a.m....you come into my office, I spill all the pencils off my desk, you pick them up...slowly. We break for lunch at 11:30...lunch at Dennys (there's a Motel 6 right next to it). Back to work by 1:30 p.m., conference call at 2:00 p.m., I require you to 'dictate' the conference call, wearing a short skit sitting in my lap. During conference call you will whisper in my ear..."that's a huge pen in your pocket". After conference call you sit in my office while I tell you dirty jokes. We head out to the parking lot at 4:00 and leave the parking lot at 4:40p.m.
Do you think you can handles those job duties...
UberBeaver said:
I got a hair buzzer for Christmas, but I haven't cut my hair in over a year. My mother says to me recently, "I got you that hair thing for nothing?" And I said, "No, that's not true. I've used it." It was then I realized I had said too much. To my mother. :thereisnosmileythatrepresentshowIfelt@thatmomentmaybelike + + + :
UberBeaver said:
I got a hair buzzer for Christmas, but I haven't cut my hair in over a year. My mother says to me recently, "I got you that hair thing for nothing?" And I said, "No, that's not true. I've used it." It was then I realized I had said too much. To my mother. :thereisnosmileythatrepresentshowIfelt@thatmomentmaybelike + + + :
VintagePunk said:My eyes need to be bleached now...thx, guys.