Waxahachie, Texas Superthread

[Axver]

I also did nothing! I sat on my arse and played a little banjo and surfed the net!

Have you moved to Alabama recently?

 

[Cin]

Cin has them, being an old fart.

You cheeky little shit!!

You're only as old as the man you're feeling. . . . .

 

[mysterious_jen]

At least she doesn't have cobwebs in her mouth.

what was that about ?

 

[Axver]

I will take lots of photos of it. I may have a heart attack though

Tut tut. I shall post you some bacon. Though it may have lost its crispiness by the time it arrives!

I'm surprised the meat smoothie didn't give you a heart attack already!

Free bacon?

 

[Slopsy]

I was trying to decide between babe and dear and decided "fuck it".

I also did nothing! I sat on my arse and played a little banjo and surfed the net!

I love you.

 

[liamcool]

Have you moved to Alabama recently?

Arkansas. Alabama isn't cousin fuckin enough.

 

[liamcool]

I love you.

Scarily, you're at least the fourth person to say that this week...

...why?

 

[Cin]

Arkansas. Alabama isn't cousin fuckin enough.

Liam's gonna squeal like a pig

 

[Slopsy]

I'm surprised the meat smoothie didn't give you a heart attack already!

Free bacon?

I'm just surprised and impressed that I didn't hurl!

The best kind

 

[Axver]

Arkansas. Alabama isn't cousin fuckin enough.

What's wrong with Tassie?

 

[Axver]

I'm just surprised and impressed that I didn't hurl!

The best kind

I'm stunned you were able to stomach it ... or dared to try it ... OR THOUGHT OF IT.

 

[liamcool]

What's wrong with Tassie?

Tassie's more sister fucking, no?

 

[mysterious_jen]

speaking of cousin fucking , have to go over to the whittington shops , back soon pehaps... see ya !

i may even blend in with the white trash and wear my slippers to the shops .

no. i cant . even i cant go that low.

 

[Slopsy]

Scarily, you're at least the fourth person to say that this week...

...why?

You played a banjo. That's freakin' awesome.

 

[liamcool]

Liam's gonna squeal like a pig

I haven't said anything about your escapades in the 90s yet!

 

[Axver]

Tassie's more sister fucking, no?

Any relative is good enough for a Taswegian, but the closer, the better!

 

[liamcool]

You played a banjo. That's freakin' awesome.

By banjo, I meant guitar.

...

...I fucking want a banjo, though.

 

[Cin]

speaking of cousin fucking , have to go over to the whittington shops , back soon pehaps... see ya !

i may even blend in with the white trash and wear my slippers to the shops .

no. i cant . even i cant go that low.

I'll be gone by the time you get back

 

[Cin]

I haven't said anything about your escapades in the 90s yet!

Anything I did in the 90's pales in comparison to the last few months my dear.

 

[liamcool]

See ya, Jen.

 

[liamcool]

Anything I did in the 90's pales in comparison to the last few months my dear.

...

 

[Axver]

Have a good one, Jen!

 

[Slopsy]

I'm stunned you were able to stomach it ... or dared to try it ... OR THOUGHT OF IT.

Don't forget about the large quantity of wine I had consumed prior to those events!

 

[Axver]

Don't forget about the large quantity of wine I had consumed prior to those events!

See, when I consume too much wine, I end up editing Wikipedia and singing Crowded House to the Superthread.

 

[Slopsy]

By banjo, I meant guitar.

...

...I fucking want a banjo, though.

I feel so deceived.

 

[Axver]

I feel so deceived.

Liam will do that to you.

 

[Cin]

See, when I consume too much wine, I end up editing Wikipedia and singing Crowded House to the Superthread.

The closest I've come to drunk posting is when I got home from work at 3am. Hardly anyone was around, someone kindly told me to go to bed and get some sleep.

 

[liamcool]

I feel so deceived.

I'm sorry. How can I make it up to you?

 

[Cin]

I feel so deceived.

me too.

 

[liamcool]

:gets funky:

YouTube - Phish: Crosseyed & Painless 2/16/97

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