the tale of Snarly Larry

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mad1

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Angie Jolie lover from Belfast Norn Ireland. I LO
I just made this up ther now!

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snarly Larry poem:





There once a lad named Larry
Who pretended his name was Barry
He went down to the shops
And was spotted my cops
Who insisted his shopping they carry

But Larry didnt like that no-no
So he told the cops to go-go
But they refused to shift
Larry snarled and was miffed
So he stood on the officer's toe-toe

But the officer said to our Larry
'Listen mate, you're shopping we'll carry!'
'You're a famous star
With muscles like power'
And I want u and my sis to marry!'

But Larry snarled again u see
Like he was so longin to be free
And his moobs they enlarged
As the officer barged
Larry shaped out like the letter 'D'

With his chest and moobs out to kill
The other officers got a thrill
They all went back to car
And laughed for the next hour
For Larry never tucked in pink bra frill!






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