The official I didn't get fucked thread.

[thatsnotmypuppy]

No real reason for this one - just with all this fucking going on I am afraid I am yet to come close to climaxing...

By the way, tour Australia/Mexico/Africa/Uganda/Mongolia dammit! Play some 'Zooropa' or 'Pop' tracks! Lower the t shirt prices! Add another Dublin show! I demand a 6 dvd/live album PLUS a new studio album by Christmas - and make sure Adam is either A)drunk or B)naked on the cover! Play extra dates in Edmonton, Texas and Rhode Island!

Also - no lottery in leg 3! 'Crumbs' as the next single!

Does that cover it??

 

[cmb737]

You forgot Albuquerque. Thanks!

 

[thatsnotmypuppy]

DAMMIT BONO! GET TO NEW MEXICO AND ALASKA TOO! Oh, and re-record 'Pop' exactly how you meant it to sound so you can stop bitching, Larry - work those abs and finally get Weezer or Barenaked Ladies to support you on Leg 3!

 

[Aardvark747]

Was I supposed to get a free fuck with my ticket purchase?!

They didnt tell me!!

 

[beli]

Was I supposed to get a free fuck with my ticket purchase?!

They didnt tell me!!

I didn't even get a ticket let alone anything "entertaining"

 

[Sken]

thatsnotmypuppy, well maybe you should pull your pants down. I hear bonoman has some free time.

 

[Aardvark747]

I didn't even get a ticket let alone anything "entertaining"

 

[karls77]

Was I supposed to get a free fuck with my ticket purchase?!

They didnt tell me!!

Ahhhhh.... the shortcomings of U2.com continue to mount!!
Think we'll get another "Larry apology" for this one??

 

[thatsnotmypuppy]

He better apologise - on bended knee no less... hang on - thinking bad thoughts - must... stay... pure... for... adam...