Originally posted by pub crawler:
I think they should set up a huge ramp and have Bono and the guys race in to the stadium on their Harleys and jump 32 Trabants and land in the middle of the heart, which would be filled with glowing yellow jello. And they'd do the jump with all the stadium lights off but they'd be wearing luminescent space suits and their wheels would be on fire. Then, they'd walk up a ramp to the main stage, take all their instruments and smash the bejezus out of 'em. Then they'd grab new guitars, a drum kit would rise from under the stage, and they'd break out in to Helter Skelter. Then, the PopMart lemon would come flying down a cable from the top of the stadium, trailing fire, and land in the heart, making a splash in the yellow jello. They'd get in and launch back up the cable and the dome would open and the lemon would fly up really fast and when it reached the top of the stadium the guys would all eject and come parachuting down into the audience, while the lemon would continue on and launch about four miles up into the stratosphere where it would explode into a massive colorburst in the form of MacPhisto, with his cackling sound reverberating throughout the stadium. But that's just me. *shrug*